These are lyrics by Warren Zevon that we think are kind of funny.
Funniest Lyrics, Warren Zevon
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Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School album at Amazon.com
Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam
No one was better than Warren Zevon when it came to lyrics. Whether he was trying to be funny or serious Zevon always put it perfectly.
Submitted by: Rusty
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
The narrator of the song is seeing werewolves, but instead of running he notices that they have nice hair? What the F***?
Submitted by: Dustout Hoffman
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
I'd like to meet his tailor.
The werewolf is tearing at his friend, and all Warren cares about is the beast's taste in clothes. Even though this is not "ha-ha" funny, I put it here because it seemed most appropriate for this section.
Submitted by: Nathan
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