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Birthdays were the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Cracks me up that he tries to make "thirsty" rhyme with "worst days"... clever.
Submitted by: Devin Walker
Ladies, my Mercedes holds four in the back, two if you're fat.
Biggie is informing his female audience that he's willing to allow them to ride in his car, likely to his residence or hotel room. Unlike other famous musicians, though, he does not discriminate against women so obese that they take up the seating room of two women of average weight.
Submitted by: Allen
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