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These are lyrics by Van Halen that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Van Halen

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Van Halen's, "Hot For Teacher"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't feel tardy
Why They're funny:
the first time I heard David Lee Roth say that, it reminded me of one of our our class clowns and I laugh every time I hear it
Submitted by: kamikazewatermelon
Van Halen's, "Jump"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
Why They're funny:
How nice of you to tell us that, David Lee. I can just picture you in this pose.
Submitted by: Ricky

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