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Golf and alcohol don't mix.
That's why I don't drink and drive.
Oh Adam....your puns are awful.
Submitted by: Eloise
When hygienists leave on long vacations
that's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Obviously the songwriters were having fun with homophones ("patience" = "patients").
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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