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These are lyrics by Elvis Costello that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Elvis Costello

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Elvis Costello's, "Brilliant Mistake"
The Funny Lyrics:
She said that she was working for the ABC News
It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use
Why They're funny:
Elvis recorded this in the 80s--if he thought they hired ditzy newscasters back then, I wonder what he thinks of the current crop of lip-glossed loons...
Submitted by: Doug

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