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Beck's, "Hotwax"
The Funny Lyrics:
Silver foxes looking for romance
In the chain smoke Kansas flashdance a** pants
In the chain smoke Kansas flashdance a** pants
Why They're funny:
Beck makes more comedy than music.
Submitted by: SisterGirl
Beck's, "Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
He hung himself by a guitar string
Why They're funny:
damn, that would hurt. this song has completely random lyrics its funny.
Submitted by: Josh
Beck's, "Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
In the time of chimpanzee's, I was a monkey
Why They're funny:
He's a loser, or 'looser' as so many on the web spell it
Submitted by: Ben
Beck's, "Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
Kill the headlights, put it in neutral
Why They're funny:
It sounds extremely funny.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Beck's, "Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
So shave your face with some mace in the dark saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Why They're funny:
ha ha! Beck, the immortal comedian!
Submitted by: SisterGirl
Beck's, "Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
Spray paint the vegetables
Why They're funny:
Some people do weird things with vegetables.
Submitted by: spitzkrieg
BECK's, "Loser"
The Funny Lyrics:
get crazy with the cheese whiz
Why They're funny:
just makes me laugh, and the way he says it is funny tooo
Submitted by: Beck
BECK's, "Mtv Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey alright, MTV, whoa, makes me want to smoke crack Fly out the window and I'm never coming back MTV makes me want to get high as a moon Like a rubber balloon Ah get that squeegee!
Why They're funny:
well, why do you reckon!!
Submitted by: Beck
Beck's, "Mutherf****r"
The Funny Lyrics:
Total paranoia tryin' to annoy 'ya
Everything I do is to try to f*** you up
Everything I do is to try to f*** you up
Why They're funny:
I think that is the most silliest lyric in this song
Submitted by: AstroRage
Beck's, "Painted Eye Lids"
The Funny Lyrics:
I didn't just give in
It's just as simple as that
Well it's just a simple fact that I want something and I don't want to pay for it
And she did it just like that when she wants something and she don't want to pay for it
It's just as simple as that
Well it's just a simple fact that I want something and I don't want to pay for it
And she did it just like that when she wants something and she don't want to pay for it
Why They're funny:
He doesn't apologize or rationalize, he just gives the reason why he and his girlfriend like stealing.
Submitted by: Sister Girl
Beck's, "Painted Eye Lids"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's lonely here in the ugly part of town
The buildings are all vacant and the telephones are down
There's a police siren singing
Like a tiger with no skin
The sewer drain is flowing
and I don't know what state I'm in
The buildings are all vacant and the telephones are down
There's a police siren singing
Like a tiger with no skin
The sewer drain is flowing
and I don't know what state I'm in
Why They're funny:
All of 'One Foot in the Grave' is funny--but the 'state' part is usually what gets me laughing. Where ever he is, I'm sure I wouldn't want to be there.
Submitted by: Sister Girl
Beck's, "Scarecrow"
The Funny Lyrics:
Crows are pullin at my clothes The wind got my fingers froze Standing all day keepin watch Over all the treasures we lost
Why They're funny:
It seems like poor Beck has taken on the persona of a scarecrow...
Submitted by: Nina Cayley
Beck's, "Sissyneck"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight
'Cause nobody knows when the good times have passed out cold
'Cause nobody knows when the good times have passed out cold
Why They're funny:
This man is so funny, he really should stop writing music and start writing comedy movies. I would pay to see a movie he'd write! This is your brain on acid flashbacks (?)
Submitted by: SisterGirl
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