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These are lyrics by Tom Lehrer that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Tom Lehrer

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Tom Lehrer's, "Bright College Days"
The Funny Lyrics:
Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor-blade of life
Why They're funny:
What imagery! The man's a genius! lol!
Submitted by: Gus
Tom Lehrer's, "New Math"
The Funny Lyrics:
And so you have thirteen tens
and you take away seven and that leaves five!
...well... six, actually...
but the idea is the important thing!
Why They're funny:
It's a good illustration of his earlier comment that in New Math the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

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