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Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like A Woman!"
The Funny Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Why They're funny:
Isn't that what being a lady is all about!?!?! Men's shirts and short skirts! How Trendy!
Submitted by: Jessica
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman
Why They're funny:
I just crack up when I hear this. I mean, its just an obvious thing to say. It's like a German Shepard saying 'I feel like a dog.'
Submitted by: wolf song
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
The Funny Lyrics:
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt,
that don't impress me much,
that don't impress me much,
now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
but that won't keep me warm, in the middle of the night,
that don't impress me much.
that don't impress me much,
that don't impress me much,
now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
but that won't keep me warm, in the middle of the night,
that don't impress me much.
Why They're funny:
I can't imagine why any woman would be swayed by somebody pretending to be Brad Pitt but this is always good for a chuckle. :)
Submitted by: Celeste
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good-night
So come on baby tell me, you must be joking
Right?
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good-night
So come on baby tell me, you must be joking
Right?
Why They're funny:
I know people like that about their cars!
Submitted by: John Ferguson
Shania Twain's, "Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
Even my skin is acting weird,
I wish that I can grow a beard
I wish that I can grow a beard
Why They're funny:
Grow a beard?????
Submitted by: Weird Eth Mak
Shania Twain's, "When"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'd love to wake up smiling, full of the joys of spring
And hear on cnn that Elvis lives again
And that John's back with the Beatles, and they're goin' out on tour
I'll be the first in line for tickets; gotta see that show for sure
And hear on cnn that Elvis lives again
And that John's back with the Beatles, and they're goin' out on tour
I'll be the first in line for tickets; gotta see that show for sure
Why They're funny:
There's something one doesn't see every day--a song that's about lost love but has some humor in it. I also like the opening line: 'If elephants could fly, I'd be a little more optimistic.'
Submitted by: E. Miller
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