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These are lyrics by The Police that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, The Police

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Every Breath You Take: The Classics album at
The Police's, "Synchronicity II"
The Funny Lyrics:
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch.
Why They're funny:
Gee, I had no idea anything could be that painful. Just the way Sting screams it just makes me laugh to no end.
Submitted by: AnimaniacZero

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