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Eagles', "'Already Gone'"
The Funny Lyrics:
But let me tell you I got some news for you
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself
Why They're funny:
What is this, junior high?
Submitted by: Aubrey
Eagles', "Hotel California"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I called at the captain:
'Please bring me my wine!'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
'Please bring me my wine!'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
Why They're funny:
Exquisitely strange. Does the Captain mean that 'since '69 we've only been smoking pot around here, and wine is out'? Or does he think it's a ghost talking to him? We'll never know...
Submitted by: Maggie
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Slowing down to take a look at me.
Slowing down to take a look at me.
Why They're funny:
Uber Awesome! I mean, just think about it! 'Its a girl, My Lord!, in a flatbed ford' HOW COOL IS THAT!
Submitted by: bobitachickita queen of all lovliness!
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