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These are lyrics by Eagles that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Eagles

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Eagles - Their Greatest Hits 1971-1975 album at
Eagles', "Already Gone"
The Funny Lyrics:
But let me tell you I got some news for you
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself
Why They're funny:
What is this, junior high?
Submitted by: Aubrey
Eagles', "Hotel California"
The Funny Lyrics:
So I called at the captain:
'Please bring me my wine!'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
Why They're funny:
Exquisitely strange. Does the Captain mean that 'since '69 we've only been smoking pot around here, and wine is out'? Or does he think it's a ghost talking to him? We'll never know...
Submitted by: Maggie
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
Slowing down to take a look at me.
Why They're funny:
Uber Awesome! I mean, just think about it! 'Its a girl, My Lord!, in a flatbed ford' HOW COOL IS THAT!
Submitted by: bobitachickita queen of all lovliness!

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