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Sublime's, "(I've Seen) Better Days"
The Funny Lyrics:
In my shoes my toes are busted.
My kitchen says my bread is molded.
I got a good job at the dollar store.
One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper,
Crankin' up the music and blastin' out a speaker, yeah.
I ain't got, I ain't got much to loOose.
My kitchen says my bread is molded.
I got a good job at the dollar store.
One foot in the hole, one foot gettin' deeper,
Crankin' up the music and blastin' out a speaker, yeah.
I ain't got, I ain't got much to loOose.
Why They're funny:
It's so contradictory. I found it hilarious.
Submitted by: Ben
Sublime's, "Caress Me Down"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm Horneyer than Ron Jeremy...
Why They're funny:
Is That possible?
Submitted by: Samantha
Sublime's, "Caress Me Down"
The Funny Lyrics:
Me gusta mi reggae,
Me gusta punk rock,
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
Me gusta punk rock,
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita
Why They're funny:
Translation: I like my reggae, I like punk rock, but the thing I like most is pussy
Submitted by: Cabell
Sublime's, "Date Rape"
The Funny Lyrics:
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid,
and
but I can't take pitty on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind
and
but I can't take pitty on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind
Why They're funny:
pretty self explanitory I do think, the whole song is funny, telling the story from the bar to the prison hehe, ruffies are bad mmmmmmmmkay.
Submitted by: Cowboy Joe he Wagon wheel kid
Sublime's, "Doin' Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
The tension is getting hotter. I'd like to hold her head......under water.
Why They're funny:
Most guys just like to hold their chick. Brad takes it a step further.
Submitted by: STEWLOVESCREW
Sublime's, "Drunk Drivin'"
The Funny Lyrics:
Drunk drivin' thats what i like to do. i like drunk drivin' with you
Why They're funny:
the entire lyrics of this 18 second song
Submitted by: dustin
Sublime's, "Same In The End"
The Funny Lyrics:
This ain't Hitler's master plan
Why They're funny:
Looks like Bradley Novell doesn't want Nazis to take over the world, thank god!
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
Sublime's, "Same in the End"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sunday morning hold church down at the bar Get down on your knees and start to pray Pray my itchy rash will go away
Why They're funny:
.. yes Bradley we all hope your rash goes away..
Submitted by: bambo
Sublime's, "Same in the End"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sunday morning hold church down at the bar
Get down on your knees and start to pray
Pray my itchy rash will go away
Get down on your knees and start to pray
Pray my itchy rash will go away
Why They're funny:
.. yes Bradley we all hope your rash goes away..
Submitted by: bambo
Sublime's, "What I Got"
The Funny Lyrics:
I got a dalmation
I can still get high
I can still get high
Why They're funny:
would getting a dalmation stop neone from getting high???
Submitted by: Kris
Sublime's, "Wrong Way"
The Funny Lyrics:
Annie's 12 years old, in two more she'll be a whore Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid For your family get paid It's the wrong way
Why They're funny:
It's sort of funny that the band actually has to point out that prostitution is wrong. I thought that was a given?!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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