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These are lyrics by Patti Smith that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Patti Smith

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Dream of Life album at
Patti Smith's, "New Party"
The Funny Lyrics:
Why don't you fertilize my lawn with what's running from your mouth?
Why They're funny:
She thinks what they're saying is manure...hehe.
Submitted by: The Dormouse

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