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These are lyrics by Tori Amos that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Tori Amos

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Tori Amos', "Mister Zebra"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hello Mister Zebra,
ran into some confusion with a Mrs Crocodile
furry mussels marching on
she thinks she's Kaiser Wilhelm
Why They're funny:
It's just so silly! The rest of the song is just as silly as well!
Submitted by: Krista
Tori Amos', "Silent All These Years"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yes I know what you think of me
You never shut up
Why They're funny:
Love the song. It has several funny lines. This is just one example.
Submitted by: Alex
Tori Amos', "Sweet Dreams"
The Funny Lyrics:
I've got lizards and snakes running through my body,
Funny how they all have my face.
Why They're funny:
All I can think of is a whole bunch of tiny little tori-snakes slithering about all over the place. Sick, I know.
Submitted by: Patch

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