These are lyrics by Alanis Morissette that we think are kind of funny.
Funniest Lyrics, Alanis Morissette
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Do I stress you out?
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say 'How appropriate.'
One of the funnier lyrics of a song where Alanis tells some guy to go away because he's a jerk, pretty much. It's just quoting an insult to Alanis's intelligence.
Submitted by: Moe B.
Meeting the man of my dreams
then meeting his beautiful wife
Funny because Alanis didn't realize at first that Mr. Right was married.
Submitted by: Isa
You took a long hard look at my a**,
and then played golf for a while.
Just picture it...
Submitted by: Josh
How about them transparent dangling carrots
What the hell is that supposed to mean??? I found this posted in the Nonsensical section, which I'm not surprised about...but it's also funny because it baffles most listeners, including myself.
Submitted by: Alex
An older version of me,
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Well, what do YOU think??
Submitted by: Harlow Goobley
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