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Tool's, "Aenema"
The Funny Lyrics:
Learn to swim
Why They're funny:
self explanatory. What Else?
Submitted by: DJKaito
Tool's, "Disgustipated"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?
'And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots
the cries of the carrots!
'And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots
the cries of the carrots!
Why They're funny:
You gotta hear the whole thing to get how funny this is, heard they wrote it when they got paid to pay a private gig back in the day for peta.
Submitted by: Daniel
Tool's, "Hooker with a Penis"
The Funny Lyrics:
Before you point that finger you should know that I'm the man
If I'm the man then you're the man and he's the man as well
so you can point that f***ing finger up your a**
If I'm the man then you're the man and he's the man as well
so you can point that f***ing finger up your a**
Why They're funny:
I have no idea what that means, but it's funny as hell
Submitted by: guy with free time
Tool's, "Schism"
The Funny Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
Why They're funny:
Please insert rod a into slot b.
Submitted by: Jon Tatum
Tool's, "Sober (edited version)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jesus won't you try and whistle
Why They're funny:
Interesting edit
Submitted by: DJ Kaito
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