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These are lyrics by Tool that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Tool

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Tool's, "Aenema"
The Funny Lyrics:
Learn to swim
Why They're funny:
self explanatory. What Else?
Submitted by: DJKaito
Tool's, "Disgustipated"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?
'And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots
the cries of the carrots!
Why They're funny:
You gotta hear the whole thing to get how funny this is, heard they wrote it when they got paid to pay a private gig back in the day for peta.
Submitted by: Daniel
Tool's, "Schism"
The Funny Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
Why They're funny:
Please insert rod a into slot b.
Submitted by: Jon Tatum

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