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Funniest Lyrics, Johnny Horton

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Johnny Horton's, "Battle Of New Orleans "
The Funny Lyrics:
We fired our cannon 'till the barrel melted down so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannonballs, powdered his behind and when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind.
Why They're funny:
Just too funny! But seriously, do you think animal activists would like to hear about a gator having its head blown off?
Submitted by: Jo, Newcastle, Australia
Johnny Horton's, "Sink The Bismarck"
The Funny Lyrics:
Guns as big as steers, and shells as big as trees
Why They're funny:
Only in the hillbilly Mayberry RFD mentality can someone think that steers are bigger than trees.
Submitted by: Bob Malone

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