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We fired our cannon 'till the barrel melted down so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannonballs, powdered his behind and when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind.
Just too funny! But seriously, do you think animal activists would like to hear about a gator having its head blown off?
Submitted by: Jo, Newcastle, Australia
Guns as big as steers, and shells as big as trees
Only in the hillbilly Mayberry RFD mentality can someone think that steers are bigger than trees.
Submitted by: Bob Malone
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