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Train's, "All American Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
I got dance moves like Patrick Swayze
Why They're funny:
You know what, I'm not even going to make a comment.
Submitted by: FuNkY mOnKeY
Train's, "All American Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
My dad used to tell me I was lazy
You know I got moves like Patrick Swayze
You know I got moves like Patrick Swayze
Why They're funny:
You know this guy desperately needed a rhyme.
Submitted by: Lu and Jen
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
The Funny Lyrics:
Did the wind sweep you off your feet
Why They're funny:
I didnt know that there was wind in space...
Submitted by: Michael Florio
Train's, "Drops of Jupiter"
The Funny Lyrics:
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey
Why They're funny:
Spring and June aren't adjitives!!!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Train's, "Eggplant"
The Funny Lyrics:
Eggplant and caviar for yooooooouuuu,
for you, for you, for you
Eggplant and caviar for yooooooouuuu,
For you, for you, for yoooouuuu...
ah, ah, ah, ah!!!!!
for you, for you, for you
Eggplant and caviar for yooooooouuuu,
For you, for you, for yoooouuuu...
ah, ah, ah, ah!!!!!
Why They're funny:
Cut the beer, Pat. You're scaring people.
Submitted by: Trainiac
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
Daddy wrestles alligators
moma works on carburators
brother is a fine mediator
for the president
moma works on carburators
brother is a fine mediator
for the president
Why They're funny:
lol! This is my family! Wait.... explains alot, doesn't it?
Submitted by: Ms. BeeGee
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
She only drinks coffee at midnight when the moment is not right her timing is quite, unusual you see her confidence is tragic, but her intuition magic and the shape of her body? unusual
Why They're funny:
I luv this total bag on the shape of her body!!! totally reminds me of myself! unusual
Submitted by: Backdoor
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
She smokes a pack a day
oh wait that's me well anyway..
oh wait that's me well anyway..
Why They're funny:
I just think its funny how he gets himself mixed up with this girl.
Submitted by: jeff
Train's, "My Private Nation"
The Funny Lyrics:
Okay, I'm gonna start from the begining of the song 'cause the funny part is close and you'll be lost without the begining (well, be lost anyways). Here goes. Why you gotta treat me like I'm a low down dirty Climbing up on thirty Dress like a kid to make me feel young punk And talk punk You musta fell out of your bunk And smacked your head or your face or somethin'
Why They're funny:
My picture: Pat (lead singer of Train) playing dress up in little kids clothes. Then, comically, he fall out of his bunk and hits his head. Then he decides he wants to hit his face, so he climbs back up and tries it again. Then, after this fall, he is knocked out, so he's not sure what he hit.
Submitted by: Spike
Train's, "Save The Day"
The Funny Lyrics:
I got a sweet gig rakin' in the cash with karaoke
I get the crowd goin' when I sing the hokey pokey
I shake it to the left and then I shake it to the right
What's not to love, man I'm on tonight
I got the la stylie with the New York trim Keep my pants so low it's like I'm going for a swim
I got the Coppertone tan like in Mexico...
Well, not now, but when I go, yeah
I get the crowd goin' when I sing the hokey pokey
I shake it to the left and then I shake it to the right
What's not to love, man I'm on tonight
I got the la stylie with the New York trim Keep my pants so low it's like I'm going for a swim
I got the Coppertone tan like in Mexico...
Well, not now, but when I go, yeah
Why They're funny:
Hehehe!
Submitted by: FuNkY mOnKeY
Train's, "Sharks"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sharks live in the elevator baby, if you wanna ride
Why They're funny:
Do they now...hmm, good job I take the stairs. :P
Submitted by: FuNkY mOnKeY
Train's, "The Gas"
The Funny Lyrics:
She judges every single move I make
So I keep my handy dandy mandy candy on the table
To keep myself from falling off the rail
So I keep my handy dandy mandy candy on the table
To keep myself from falling off the rail
Why They're funny:
Must not be a lot of handy dandy mandy candy. Pat's rather a rail -- and you'd know what I mean if you've been fortunate enough to have seen him; ooo, he is handsome though!
Submitted by: FuNkY mOnKeY
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