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These are lyrics by Train that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Train

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Train's, "All American Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
My dad used to tell me I was lazy
You know I got moves like Patrick Swayze
Why They're funny:
It seems that Pat Monahan desperately needed a rhyme.
Submitted by: BB Krak
Train's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
The Funny Lyrics:
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey
Why They're funny:
What?? "Spring" and "June" are times of the year; it's silly to compare one's listening and speech to those.
Submitted by: Celeste
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
Daddy wrestles alligators
Momma works on carburetors
Brother is a fine mediator
for the president
Why They're funny:
lol! This is my family! Wait.... explains a lot, doesn't it?
Submitted by: Greg H.
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
She only drinks coffee at midnight,
when the moment is not right
Why They're funny:
The first part of this line can be ambiguously interpreted... is midnight the only time she drinks coffee, or is coffee the only thing she drinks at midnight?
Submitted by: Alana
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
She smokes a pack a day
oh wait that's me well anyway..
Why They're funny:
I just think it's funny how he gets himself mixed up with this woman.
Submitted by: Calop
Train's, "Meet Virginia"
The Funny Lyrics:
Wears high heels when she exercises,
ain't that beautiful?
Why They're funny:
The first time I heard this line, I got mental pictures of an 80's woman with those freakishly large slouch socks, skin tight leggings, and pumps... getting all 'aerobicized' and trust me that's more hilarious than beautiful.
Submitted by: Jay J.

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