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's, "All American Girl"
My dad used to tell me I was lazy
You know I got moves like Patrick Swayze
It seems that Pat Monahan desperately needed a rhyme.
Submitted by: BB Krak
's, "Drops Of Jupiter"
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey
What?? "Spring" and "June" are times of the year; it's silly to compare one's listening and speech to those.
Submitted by: Celeste
Daddy wrestles alligators
Momma works on carburetors
Brother is a fine mediator
for the president
lol! This is my family! Wait.... explains a lot, doesn't it?
Submitted by: Greg H.
She only drinks coffee at midnight,
when the moment is not right
The first part of this line can be ambiguously interpreted... is midnight the only time she drinks coffee, or is coffee the only thing she drinks at midnight?
Submitted by: Alana
She smokes a pack a day
oh wait that's me well anyway..
I just think it's funny how he gets himself mixed up with this woman.
Submitted by: Calop
Wears high heels when she exercises,
ain't that beautiful?
The first time I heard this line, I got mental pictures of an 80's woman with those freakishly large slouch socks, skin tight leggings, and pumps... getting all 'aerobicized' and trust me that's more hilarious than beautiful.
Submitted by: Jay J.
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