Real Lyrics -> Boasts in Song Lyrics -> Flobots

A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

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Fight With Tools album at Amazon.com
Flobots', "Handelbars"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

I can guide a missile by satellite

I can end the planet in a holocaust
Comments:
This song is grandiose boasting of the WORST degree. From the really tame ones like "I can keep rhythm with no metronome" to the really obvious lie like "I can end the planet in a holocaust".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

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