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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Boasts in Song Lyrics, Flobots

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Flobots', "Handelbars"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I can ride my bike with no handlebars

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

I can guide a missile by satellite

I can end the planet in a holocaust
This song is grandiose boasting of the WORST degree. From the really tame ones like "I can keep rhythm with no metronome" to the really obvious lie like "I can end the planet in a holocaust".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

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