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These are lyrics that do NOT rhyme. This page contains the most recent examples.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Latest Entries

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Neil Diamond's, "Play Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Song she sang to me Song she brang to me Words that rang in me Rhyme that sprang from me
Why They're Misrhymed:
Ungrammatical past tense of "bring." ouch! It sounds like she really "flang" herself at him.
Submitted by: cclatte
Avra Luxray's, "I Really Got A Hold On You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You don't want me, but you need me
You don't want to kiss me, but you need to
Why They're Misrhymed:
Maybe it wasn't the best idea for Avra to switch the first and second person pronouns in this Smokey Robinson classic, since it doesn't rhyme anymore.
Submitted by: Doock
Michael Nesmith & The First National Band's, "Joanne"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Her name was Joanne
And she lived in a meadow by a pond
She touched me for a moment
With a look that spoke to me of her sweet love
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Pond" and "love" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Weird Al" Yankovic's, "Jurassic Park"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Someone left T. rex out of his pen.
And I'm afraid those things can harm me,
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney, And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Pen" and "friend' don't really rhyme; nor do "harm me" and "Barney". But that's alright. This song's wild humor makes it all worth it!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Let 'em say we're crazy, I don't care about that
Put your hand in my hand, baby, don't ever look back
Why They're Misrhymed:
I originally thought Grace Slick was saying, "I don't care about Jack." since that would rhyme with 'back,' but it turns out she's saying 'I don't care about that.' (Note: When this song came out, the band was no longer known as Jefferson Starship.)
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
Carole King's, "Short Mort"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
He never gets in trouble 'cause he never gets caught
You can keep tall Paul, I'll take short Mort
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Caught" doesn't rhyme with "Mort".
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Finger Eleven's, "Swallow Tail"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Open mouth feels warm, secrets swollen, so sore.
Why They're Misrhymed:
At one point I thought the line was "Open mouth fuels war," which would rhyme and made sense and was rather poetic in a sense, but alas, I was wrong.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Lacuna Coil's, "Close to the Edge"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Life is so short, Close to the edge of another plateau.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Plateau" doesn't rhyme with "short"
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Irish Traditional's, "The Wind That Shakes The Barley"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
But blood for blood without remorse
I've ta'en at Oulart Hollow.
And laid my true love's clay cold corpse
Where I full soon may follow.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Remorse and corpse don't rhyme. It would have to be either "course" or "remorpse"!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Sunburn, freezerburn
Chokin' on the ashes of her enemies
Why They're Misrhymed:
The rest of the song sort of has a rhyme scheme, but I'm pretty sure freezerburn doesn't rhyme with enemies.
Submitted by: Ninjabassman

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