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These are lyrics that do NOT rhyme. This page contains the most recent examples.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Latest Entries

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Brian Davies', "Sixteen Going on Seventeen"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you of things beyond your kin
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Men" and "Kin" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: EF
William Snowden's, "So Long, Farewell"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu!
Why They're Misrhymed:
Mispronouncing the word "you" to rhyme with "adieu".
Submitted by: EF
Danny Sewell's, "My Name"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
One bloke he used to boast a claim, he could take my name in vain
Poor bloke, shame he was so green, never was he seen again
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Vain" and "Again" don't actually rhyme, despite their spellings.
Submitted by: EF
Julie Andrews', "Show Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Haven't your arms hungered for mine?
Please don't expline,
Why They're Misrhymed:
To force a rhyme here, the word "explain" is pronounced in Cockney - which is how the character used to talk, but no longer does.
Submitted by: EF
Barbara Streisand's, "Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'm through and through red, white and bluish,
I talk this way Because I'm British.
Why They're Misrhymed:
In this song from the Broadway musical Funny Girl, the singer is playing Private Irving Schvartz (Schvartz being a common last name among Jews) and singing in a string Yiddish accent; it's obvious that the word British doesn't belong there - and the word which does belong there rhymes with the previous line.
Submitted by: EF
N.W.A's, "F**k Tha Police"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every ni**a is selling narcotics
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Product" and "narcotics" don't normally rhyme, and it kinda' grinds my gears ever since I first listened to this song.
Submitted by: LPG-Unit
Ned Miller's, "Whistle Walking"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
It may seem to be a crazy scheme,
But I know what I'm after --
A girl I know and a bungalow
And all that follows after.
Why They're Misrhymed:
He attempts to rhyme "after" with itself. Sorry Ned, but that is called identity, which is not a legitimate rhyme.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
Swanky Tunes', "Wherever U Go"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I feel like I've met you
I swear I've seen those eyes before
Why They're Misrhymed:
I can't rhyme these lyrics well todays
Submitted by: Tagir
Queen's, "'39"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
For many a lonely day
sailed across the milky seas
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Day" does not rhyme with "seas". Actually this is an easter egg: the song is about space travel on relativistic speeds and time dilation (remember Brian May is an astronomer and knows his stuff!). When you change the "seas" into something which rhymes with "day" - "way" - WHAM! You get it! Milky Way is the galaxy, and now the lyrics make sense.
Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen
Christie's, "Yellow River"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Cannon fire lingers in my mind
I'm so glad that I'm still alive
Why They're Misrhymed:
Mind and alive don't rhyme.
Submitted by: YYYfan

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