These are lyrics that we think are kind of inappropriate. These are the latest submissions.
3oh!3's, "Don't Trust Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
Why They're Inappropriate:
After all the struggles Helen Keller and similar deaf-blind people have been through, it's not entertaining to mock them with sexual innuendo! It's offensive!
Submitted by: Alex
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Now too late, I know that we were wrong to part.
Oh, my darlin now too late, we can't go back and start anew.
Now too late, I've thrown away my chance of happiness with you.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The three repetitions of the phrase "Now too late" are perhaps included for meter's , cadence's or poetry's sake. But they occur in a progression of decreasing relevance. The words are perfectly fitting in "Now too late, I know that we were wrong to part". The connection of "Now too late" is a little more vague with "we can't go back and start anew". Then "Now too late" is completely impertinent as a phrase prefixed to "I've thrown away my chance of happiness with you". Because the misfortune in that throwing away was in the fact that it happened at all. Doing so any earlier would still have been the same misfortune of throwing away that chance. So the third "Now too late" is totally impertinent to the phrase to which it is prefixed. In other words, as the lyrics stand, it is as if we were saying "I should have thrown away my chance of happiness with you sooner." But what she is really regretting is that she threw it away at all, not a matter of bad timing in the case of that throwing away.
Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Like A Duracell Bunny
Why They're Inappropriate:
They are not inappropriate because Duracell does have a bunny!
Submitted by: Deidre
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippings can,
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my shopping,
Be back before it melts in the pan.
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's definitely not a good idea to go shopping while a "great big dipper full of lard" is heating up in a skillet!
Submitted by: Kathy
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I have watched you on the shore Standing by the ocean's roar
Why They're Inappropriate:
How do you stand next to a roar?
Submitted by: Kathy
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I can't help the chains around me, baby can't you see
Why They're Inappropriate:
It's just creepy and wrong
Submitted by: Simba
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I swear I don't have a gun!
Why They're Inappropriate:
Yes. He did have a gun. And he shot himself with it.
Submitted by: Hamburger456
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
At night when all the world's asleep
Why They're Inappropriate:
When it's night it's daytime on the other side of the world where most people are awake.
Submitted by: Jd
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
(Spoken): Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve.
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve.
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight,
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right.
Why They're Inappropriate:
When you're describing a horrible accident to the doctor, is this really an appropriate time to rhyme your words?
Submitted by: Glenn
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I was born 3 months too early. The Dr gave me 30 days...
Why They're Inappropriate:
The issue you brought up in the earlier song was incorrect. The infant born too early was the singer. Her mother would have been the one to take care of her, as she was the premature infant. She was talking about how she fought her whole life to survive.
Submitted by: Melissa