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Simple Plan's, "Worst Day Ever"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I punch in, I'm sleeping
Watch the clock, but it's not moving
Why They're Inappropriate:
Uh. Hello? How can you be watching the clock if you're sleeping?
Submitted by: Melissa
Billy Bragg's, "The Milkman Of Human Kindness"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
If your bed is wet, I will dry your tears
Why They're Inappropriate:
And hopefully wash the sheets.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
Led Zeppelin's, "The Lemon Song"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my leg,
the way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed
Why They're Inappropriate:
Now I know Led Zeppelin is a very sexual band and it always does sound as if Plant is singing about sex, he makes you think about sex, or he makes you want his sex....but I got a visual for these lyrics and it ain't pretty.
Submitted by: Jules
Black Eyed Peas', "My Humps"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk,
Get you love-drunk on my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My lovely lady-lumps.
Why They're Inappropriate:
What is NOT inappropriate about this? This song has been playing on top-40 stations and underage girls are singing it. Way to set an example.
Submitted by: Blue Ant
The Highwaymen's, "Cotton Fields"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana
Why They're Inappropriate:
The nearest point on Louisiana state line is about 20 miles from Texarkana.
Submitted by: Jim Robinson
Chris Brown's, "Excuse Me Miss"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I don't know your name, but excuse me miss.
I smelled you from across the room and I got to admit that you smelled like s**t,
and you make me want to say pee-yuuuu.
Why They're Inappropriate:
They are inappropriate because of the vulgar words, and it's inappropriately hilarious.
Submitted by: Xavier Quinn
The Beatles', "What You're Doing"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And should you need a love that's true, it's me.
Why They're Inappropriate:
This song seems mainly about unrequited love. The above 'invitational' line in the bridge doesn't seem to fit.
Submitted by: Frank
Neil Diamond's, "America"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Free, only want to be free we huddle close, hang on to a dream
On the boats and on the planes they're coming to America.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I understand what these lyrics mean they've just always came across as racist in a way the way there sang if you listen to the song, think about it, on the boats and on the planes, they're comin to America. I love my country but it's a horrible song IMO.
Submitted by: Random Guest
Mariah Carey's, "It's Like That"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
It's a special occasion - Mimi's emancipation
Why They're Inappropriate:
One of the ultimate irritants of any song is when the artist name-drops or at least alludes to the album title for no reason whatsoever and little Mariah here is no exception. I bet if I listen next time I'll hear someone in the background saying 'available in all record shops now!' afterwards.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Billy Joel's, "The Entertainer"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
So I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants
Why They're Inappropriate:
Three words ... what the hell?!?!
Submitted by: Stephanie B.

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