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If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago,
people would have stoned you.
- Simon Cowell

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
- Simon Cowell

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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