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We were in Vancouver and someone threw a bra on stage and I just had to pick it up and say "who owns this?"? A girl waved at me and I said "good lord! How are those even up?"? It was a beautiful girl and her mother was sitting right behind her. It's Platinum Blonde! We are never going to change!
Submitted by: Celeste
I don't know. One of them's got a moustache, and that's unacceptable. - Noel Gallagher on Alt-J
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
I have an opinion on everything, and if I don't have an opinion, I'll fucking make one up on the spot. - Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
Don't forget us and we won't forget you.
Submitted by: Pyromaniac
I don't watch the news. The news is fucking boring. So if the world is going to end, I don't want to know about it. I don't want to watch the run-up to it. If the sky is going to catch fire because some little, fat North Korean idiot fires a rocket into it, let it fucking end. I don't want to know about it. I'd rather be doing something else. - Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
I had a car made once, a custom 1967 Jaguar convertible. It cost me 110,000 pounds. I got it built to my specifications. The fucking driver's seat only fits me. At the time, I couldn't drive, but I thought, "By the time they finish this fucking car, I will have easily have learned to drive. It's going to take 2 years." 2 years after I paid for it, the car turns up at my house and I had completely forgotten about the driving lessons, and to this day I cannot drive. If anybody would like to buy it, I will gladly sell it to them. - Noel Gallagher, on his most extravagant purchase
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
I cringe when I see these bands doing all that "Everybody over here get your hands up!" shit. Fuck off. I'm not arsed where I am or even why you lot [the audience] are here. I've made a record, you've come to see me play it live. The end. Now buy a T-shirt on the way out and fuck off. - Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
"Oh yeah, my last selfie got 40-thousand likes on Instagram". Yeah, why don't you go fuck off and get a drug habit, you penis?" - Noel Gallagher on modern pop stars
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
My old man invented road rage. When the new Ford Sierra came out it was a big thing. I remember him calling a guy in the street out of the window, "You fucking Sierra-faced bastard!". That's poetry, man.
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel
I don't know. One of them's got a moustache, and that's unacceptable. - Noel Gallagher
Submitted by: Joyeux Noel

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