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If a man can be judged by the friends he keeps, I must be the luckiest man in town.
Jon Bon Jovi

- Submitted by: joviguy

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.
- Jon Bon Jovi

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Map out your future, but do it in pencil.

- Submitted by: Alex the Jovi Queen

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