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Song Parodies -> "My Sharia Law"

Original Song Title:

"My Cherie Amour"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"My Sharia Law"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I heard Johnny DEPSquad was coming to get me. So I wrote this.
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah,
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah!

My Sharia law
Let me help you understand--
By Sharia law,
When you steal we chop off hand!

By Sharia law,
If your cartoon's mocking of Allah,
You will be in trouble, big fatwa!
We kill infidels, like swine!

In a staffing
You still have to bow down, face east--
Or it's clear you
Don't respect your local priest!

By Sharia law,
If your wife is driving Im-pala,
It's required you sock her in the jaw--
A couple stitches, she'll be fine!

Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah,
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah!
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah,
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah, lah!

Maybe Sunday
You'll see our kids at Sunday school!
May-ay-ay-ay-be someday
You'll see burkinis at the pool!

Old Sharia law,
It's taking over towns like Omaha!
Expanding from Detroit to Saginaw!
We've infiltrated FBI!

Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah,
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah!
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah,
Al-lah, Aaah-lah, Al-lah!
┬ęBob "If You Clicked On This Song You're Probably In A Big Fatwa Database Now" Gomez 2016

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Islamo-nope - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh boy, wait until Calllmelennie sees this! Yikes!
Jonathan - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
ISIS what you did there! 5s
Patrick - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
As good an explanation of the subject as I have seen. Quite singable, too.
Bob Gomez - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. This is sort of a companion piece to "What I Like About Jews!".
Callmelennie - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh, you wake up to adhan and you dont wanna pray (da da DAA; da da da DAA) You ask your Mom please and she say "PROSTRATE!" (da da DAA; da da da DAA) You missed two Salahs now you're in the hole (da da DAA; da da da DAA) Now your mullah says jihad's the way to save your soul (da da DAA; da da da DAA) ...... You gotta fight .. 'gainst the blight .. of Shari'ah ... (Dont tell Bob but Shari'ah, as pronounced by Muslims (SHAH-riyah) rhymes with party
John Lomain - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Funny, well written

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