-> "Roger "Rolling" Stone"
Original Song Title:
"Like A Rolling Stone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Roger "Rolling" Stone"
The Lyrics
Once in tux and tie you dressed so fly
Knew the Trumps were sly, Nixon guy
Didn't you
Dirty tricks for Tricky Dick
Tight with his clic and polished your shtick
Smitten too
You used to
Gad about
With your limo windows
Blackened out
Now you're so
Fox show loud
Now you're so
Mean, so proud
But imagine prison pounding's
Your next reel
How will you squeal
How does it feel
To be without a phone
Likely to bleat and moan
Roger "Rolling" Stone
Ah, you fixed up your boss with dates
Call babes, Donny's horny, but your porny Stormy fattened her
Purse for it
Poor clown, you're clever, thought you had to fork out, indiscreet
The Trumpaign cut a check, reim-
Bursed for it
You wore the cuffs like
Manafort
Penitent pre-pen, but now you
Must report
To many, too many
Days in court
So beware the Southern District
Of New York
And beg, c'mon let's just
Make a deal
How does it feel
Now that you've squealed
To be Trump disowned
And Mueller wrecked your home
In defeat, atone
Michael "Rolling" Cohen
Ah, you
Never took account of Russian hounds
Or the euros and the pounds when they scored big
Bucks for you
Never thought twice that it ain't so nice
To make friends of enemies, that bigly
Sucks for you
You had to get together with Sergey
Kislyak
Who's working for the Kremlin, hey
Fancy that
Did you dish about the Democrats
Easing of sanctions
Name contacts
Cooperation is everything
Your fate's sealed
How good you squeal
How did it feel
To sell out your friends
They'll be in the pen
With orange jumpsuit men
Michael "Rolling" Flynn
Ahh, princess dad-advisor, who's the advertiser
Makes those clothes for those ho's who pay
What a trade
Receiving all trademark rights
Also exempt from tariff fights
Your daddy's on it, babe
You call yourself
Feminist
But the mothers at the border
For dead kids they don't exist
Watching the news, he calls you, he sounds so pissed
Michael Cohen's spilling his guts
You're on the list
It's admissible now, he's got no secrets
To conceal
How will it feel
How will it feel
With your lips all plumped
As you take your lumps
In your orange jumps
Ivanka "Rolling" Trump
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