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Song Parodies -> "Marry On, My Gay Third Son!"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Marry On, My Gay Third Son!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Love is coming to us all.
Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys no more!

(Spanking hot musical intro)

Ahhhhh--

I've been studying my state Constitution
Just to see if I could find a solution;
Propositions don't expire;
Gay rights they deny.

All the guys who meet a Phil, Chuck or Chad, man,
When they find a little thrill, grope-gonad-man,
It's clear the boys can "end up" screaming--
And it's clear they're gay!

Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys no more!

(Gorgeous guitar solo, oh yeah)

Masquerading as a man, with my three sons,
My charade would be eventually done--
And when I claimed to worship thighs, man, well,
It merely meant that "I don't blow..."

Courts have deemed an anti-gay proposition
Has the gross effect of blocking transition
Towards a society more equal
For the girls and boys born gay!

Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys no more!

No!

Marry on!
As for me, a transgender,
Marry on!
Used to be a pretender--
Now my wife says innocently:
"Shirley, ten emails for you!"

Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys,
Lonesome guys no more!

No more!
©Bob "Het'ro-Retro-Metro" Gómez 2014

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Claude Prez - June 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Go mez Go! Always good to see you dude; awesome as always
Bob Gomez - June 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Why, thank you, Claude. Apparently Fake David Letterman and two other folks disagree.
Old Guy - June 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Back in the 1950s homosexuality was thought of as a mental illness which we now know that it is not; however, we live in such times of sexual hedonism that we take the opposite absurd view- that everyone who chooses to live a homosexual lifestyle must have been born that way. Historically, that is incorrect as there have been cultures both for and against it. In most of the world even today homosexuality is an abomination that can get one disowned, hurt, or even killed. Only in North America and Europe is the practice celebrated. And homosexulaity in America has gone from a sexual orientation question to a vast political agenda. Heterosexuals do not need to go out and advocate for their choice, so why do homosexuals? Intolerance and persecution? In my day a normal girl that got pregnant unwed was a scandal or shacking up together with a man living in sin. Heterosexuals could also be disowned, hurt, or in some rare cases- killed for that too. Abortion was also a scandal and anal sex among men and women, even married, was thought perversion and sick behavior. I think young people are more influenced by pornography, social media and peer pressure than ever before and what was once scandalous is now popular and promoted. Biologically, everyone knows that heterosexuality is natural and required for reproduction and so are the feelings and longing for the opposite sex. Homosexuality is just a sexual choice and is deviant... but then again, deviancy and decadence is "in" today. The old slogan remains true: "Sin is ALWAYS in!" Hate me all you want, you self-proclaimed "loving" homosexuals born that way! Btw, in my day this Lady? Gaga would never have been on a stage as she would have been viewed as pure filth. But once again, filth is also 'in" today. She looks like a back alley prostitute.
Bob Gomez - June 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Wow. Land of the free, homo the brave?
Bob Gomez - June 29, 2014 - Report this comment
I went to a back alley the other day. No Lady Gaga. But there was a really great taco truck.
Ronny - June 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Bob, what do you mean by taco??? Did this taco do you a sexual favor for pesos?
Bob Gomez - July 01, 2014 - Report this comment
No, but it turns out the guy was an ordained pastor. It was two for one taco Tuesday, so I had two tacos al pastor, and he officiated at my wedding.

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