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Song Parodies -> "Gimme A Five"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin' Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Gimme A Five"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Anthem #2 from me to you.
Gimme A Five

(Guitar intro)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my words
I'm a college grad, all my friends are nerds
I've made fun of a song or two
And if I can do it, well so can you

And it's AmiRight, it's okay
Funny fools are on display
We got time
On our hands
And overstuffed adrenal glands

Whether you're a reader
Or just a mouth-breather
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Whether you're a number or just an up-and-comer
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a five! Gimme a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!

(Guitar riff)

Well, when I found this site it was the Gripes of Wrath,
I did the open mikes, but nobody laughed!
Now I'm checkin' every single day
It's like a radio station with free airplay

And it's AmiRight, my dot com,
Bush is lookin' for Saddam
If he can't find Osama Bin
That's more jokes for Letterman

Whether you're a strummer or whether you're a hummer
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Maybe it's a pity my song is kinda sh*tty
Can you spare me a five, gimme a five?
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a five! Gimme a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!

(Guitar riff)

Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.....

(Guitar riff)

So come, you parody freaks from hell
Get a decent job, at least DSL
Lunchtime's good for sending songs
To quote Doctor Evil, can you throw me a bone?

'Cause it's AmiRight, our website
It don't barf but it can bite
We can rhyme, and that's a fact
Don't believe us? Check our stats!

Whether you're a punner or smokin' marijuana
You can give us a five, give us a five
Our vocabulary exceeds the ordinary
Can you give us a five, give us a five?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Give us a five! Give us a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!

(Guitar riff)

Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.....

(Guitar riff)

Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.........

(Fade out)
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 30

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ace@bigaceandbravo.com - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent... flawless pacing!
Klarissa - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Shh... don't tell anyone, but I gave you more than one five! Nice job!
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Poifect! Ya really nailed dat sucka! (That's N'Yawkese for, "Sir, I am pleased to announce that you scored all fives.") As I've said before, parodying a song you hate can be just as much fun as one you love. And, with the exception of "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore," "Stayin' Alive," because of its constant play on Musicradio77 WABC in 1978, is the first song I can remember hating. Not the last, of course. If I've offended fans of the Bee Gees, who are still in mourning over one of them, I refuse to follow "De mortui nil nisi bonum" -- Of the dead, say nothing but good. I might, however, under certain circumstances, be willing to follow "De mortui nil smoka bonum" -- Of the Grateful Dead, say nothing but good. (Those who really know their Latin, let it pass, it's just a joke!)
Jordan - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey great job man. I like this muy much. Jordan (Mike Armstrong)

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