Gimme A Five

(Guitar intro)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my words
I'm a college grad, all my friends are nerds
I've made fun of a song or two
And if I can do it, well so can you

And it's AmiRight, it's okay
Funny fools are on display
We got time
On our hands
And overstuffed adrenal glands

Whether you're a reader
Or just a mouth-breather
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Whether you're a number or just an up-and-comer
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a five! Gimme a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!

(Guitar riff)

Well, when I found this site it was the Gripes of Wrath,
I did the open mikes, but nobody laughed!
Now I'm checkin' every single day
It's like a radio station with free airplay

And it's AmiRight, my dot com,
Bush is lookin' for Saddam
If he can't find Osama Bin
That's more jokes for Letterman

Whether you're a strummer or whether you're a hummer
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Maybe it's a pity my song is kinda sh*tty
Can you spare me a five, gimme a five?
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a five! Gimme a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!

(Guitar riff)

Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.....

(Guitar riff)

So come, you parody freaks from hell
Get a decent job, at least DSL
Lunchtime's good for sending songs
To quote Doctor Evil, can you throw me a bone?

'Cause it's AmiRight, our website
It don't barf but it can bite
We can rhyme, and that's a fact
Don't believe us? Check our stats!

Whether you're a punner or smokin' marijuana
You can give us a five, give us a five
Our vocabulary exceeds the ordinary
Can you give us a five, give us a five?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Give us a five! Give us a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!

(Guitar riff)

Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.....

(Guitar riff)

Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.........

(Fade out)