-> "Gimme A Five"
Original Song Title:
"Stayin' Alive"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gimme A Five"
The Lyrics
Gimme A Five
(Guitar intro)
Well, you can tell by the way I use my words
I'm a college grad, all my friends are nerds
I've made fun of a song or two
And if I can do it, well so can you
And it's AmiRight, it's okay
Funny fools are on display
We got time
On our hands
And overstuffed adrenal glands
Whether you're a reader
Or just a mouth-breather
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Whether you're a number or just an up-and-comer
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a five! Gimme a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!
(Guitar riff)
Well, when I found this site it was the Gripes of Wrath,
I did the open mikes, but nobody laughed!
Now I'm checkin' every single day
It's like a radio station with free airplay
And it's AmiRight, my dot com,
Bush is lookin' for Saddam
If he can't find Osama Bin
That's more jokes for Letterman
Whether you're a strummer or whether you're a hummer
You can gimme a five, gimme a five
Maybe it's a pity my song is kinda sh*tty
Can you spare me a five, gimme a five?
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a five! Gimme a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!
(Guitar riff)
Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.....
(Guitar riff)
So come, you parody freaks from hell
Get a decent job, at least DSL
Lunchtime's good for sending songs
To quote Doctor Evil, can you throw me a bone?
'Cause it's AmiRight, our website
It don't barf but it can bite
We can rhyme, and that's a fact
Don't believe us? Check our stats!
Whether you're a punner or smokin' marijuana
You can give us a five, give us a five
Our vocabulary exceeds the ordinary
Can you give us a five, give us a five?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Give us a five! Give us a five!
Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Gimme a fiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiive!
(Guitar riff)
Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.....
(Guitar riff)
Song's goin' nowhere...
Somebody slap me.........
(Fade out)
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 4.8 | |
How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.8 | |
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Total Votes: | 30 |
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