Born in a little town in Austria
My dad was a Nazi sympathizer, ya
And tanks to my friend,
Dat Darrell Issa
I'm gonna be governor of Caleefoornia

Arnold Schwarzenegger
My name is so hard to spell
Call me Governator
My I.Q.'s hard to tell

I tink dat Gray Davis is a pencil neck
I'll break him in two chust like dat green guy Shrek
Den smash his head
Between my pecs
Dis Total Recall is like a great train wreck

Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'll fix tings right away
Arnold Governator
My Humm-Vee's black, not Gray

I asked Warren Buffett to come up widda plan
He says, "Tax de rich!" and I say "Shut up, man!"
Dat Pete Wilson guy,
My biggest fan
He's always saying someting 'bout an immigrant ban

Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm de new Governator
Arnold Schwarzenegger
De Recall Terminator

I saw de newspapers and I had to confess
My womanizing got me in a mess
When girls say "No!"
Den dat means "Yes!"
I'll grab at anyting dat's wearing a dress

Arnold Schwarzenegger
De Caleefoornicator
Hasta la vista, baby
Dat means I'll screw you later

I say Bustamante is a girly man
He eats enchiladas from a Mexi-can
He talks too much
About his plan
For legislation I don't understand

Arnold Schwarzenegger
My biggest role is here
Call me Governator
De movie comes out next year

Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'll fix tings right away
Call me Governator
De sequel's coming your way!