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Song Parodies -> "The Ballot of Arnold Schwarzenegger"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Davy Crockett"

Original Performer:

George Bruns/Tom Blackburn

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballot of Arnold Schwarzenegger"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Great. Now we can look forward to three years of gridlock and REALLY BAD pronunciation.
Born in a little town in Austria
My dad was a Nazi sympathizer, ya
And tanks to my friend,
Dat Darrell Issa
I'm gonna be governor of Caleefoornia

Arnold Schwarzenegger
My name is so hard to spell
Call me Governator
My I.Q.'s hard to tell

I tink dat Gray Davis is a pencil neck
I'll break him in two chust like dat green guy Shrek
Den smash his head
Between my pecs
Dis Total Recall is like a great train wreck

Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'll fix tings right away
Arnold Governator
My Humm-Vee's black, not Gray

I asked Warren Buffett to come up widda plan
He says, "Tax de rich!" and I say "Shut up, man!"
Dat Pete Wilson guy,
My biggest fan
He's always saying someting 'bout an immigrant ban

Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm de new Governator
Arnold Schwarzenegger
De Recall Terminator

I saw de newspapers and I had to confess
My womanizing got me in a mess
When girls say "No!"
Den dat means "Yes!"
I'll grab at anyting dat's wearing a dress

Arnold Schwarzenegger
De Caleefoornicator
Hasta la vista, baby
Dat means I'll screw you later

I say Bustamante is a girly man
He eats enchiladas from a Mexi-can
He talks too much
About his plan
For legislation I don't understand

Arnold Schwarzenegger
My biggest role is here
Call me Governator
De movie comes out next year

Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'll fix tings right away
Call me Governator
De sequel's coming your way!
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Adagio - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy Florio - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
"I say Bustamante is a girly man" LOL
Claude Prez - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent job; lots of great lines.
John Jenkins - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever parody. You are probably right about gridlock, but gridlock is better than passing bad legislation - like California has done in recent years.
Jeff Baker - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Sehr gut! Danke! And damn funny!
Meriadoc - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, reading this made me feel real old. I had this record. By Bill Hayes... Very good job!
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy DiRito - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry - You feel old? I can still remember watching that show on TV when it was prime time.

Great song Bob. I missed this one when it first posted. Glad to see it in the top 10!
Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I must have missed this one. Great job B-go!
Mr. X - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems like I missed this one too. Pretty good!
2Eagle - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very fitting. Why couldn't he have waited until the next election instead of having this recall? He knew he was going to win all along. Now, look up "Pretty Baby" in misc.
Michelle - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I couldn't have done a better job writting this!
master chief - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
i that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
littleAUScake - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a Screeeeeam. . . .Even Maria Shriver would enjoy this! Very cute, and oh so true about our Austrian GubenGrabber !1

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