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Song Parodies -> "Trump Camp"

Original Song Title:

"Rebel Rebel"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Camp"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"He doesn't hurl personal insults," Conway told ABC News, adding that Trump has "said that he regrets causing personal pain to those who feel it based on things that he has said." Next tweet from Trump: "Tried watching low-rated @Morning_Joe this morning, unwatchable! @morningmika is off the wall, a neurotic and not very bright mess!"
You've got the Morning
Scarbro' Joe
He's pretty sure you watch his every show
Hey, babe, your hair's gold-bright
Hey, babe, your statue's a sight
Got no clothes and you got no balls
You like bragging and your hands are small
You love debt and your bankruptcies
You get loans from the Red Chinese

Your tax returns, on hold for now
You fly your jet to all white crowds

Drivel Devil, you're under duress
Cheeto Baboon, campaign is a mess
Babble, babble, your online trolls
Trump Camp, I love new polls!

Don't ya?

You've got the Morning
Scarbro' Joe
He's pretty sure you watch his every show
Hey, babe, your hair's gold-bright
Hey, babe, your statue's a sight
Got no clothes and you got no balls
You like bragging and your hands are small
You love debt and your bankruptcies
You get loans from the Red Chinese

Your tax returns, on hold for now
You fly your jet to all white crowds

Turd Tornado, you're under duress
Drumpfelthinskin, campaign is a mess
Babble, babble, your online trolls
Trump Camp, I love new polls!

Regrets expressed, to little success
You can't get the votes from the center or left
You've got your transition from your Man-of-Fart
Your TelePrompTer and some shiny top brass
You can't deny that you avoided the draft

And this Gold Star press
Has the veterans obsessed
Your cheddar tan is a mess
So how will they vote?
I said, how will they vote?

So what you gonna do, Sean Hannity-phile,
Where did your wall go?
Melania sues like you
Because she skews the truth
And you've upped the rent
On your Trump tenement
Ooo, campaign is a mess
Ooo, ooo, so how will gays vote?
Eh, and, Hispanics, they vote!
┬ęBob "If Ones Were Fives" Gomez 2016

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