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Song Parodies -> "No Curry, Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Worry, Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"No Curry, Baby"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

My parody "It's Inedible" was a prequel to Phil Alexander's "Diarrhea
Streaming." This is the sequel. Background vocals are in
parentheses.
One night I had the diarrhea streaming
For I don't know how long
I've always had an iron stomach until
Those damn curried Kung Pao prawns
My doc examined me
This was her remedy when she said,

("No curry, Bobby......") "No curry, Bobby,"
("No curry, Bobby......") "With the runs you'll be up all night!"
("No curry, Bobby......") "No curry, Bobby,"
("No curry, Bobby......eww-eww....")

Went to a fancy restaurant it was our
Fifteenth anniversary
I said, "I know just what I want," she said,
"No, Bob, please leave it up to me!"
I yearned for curried lamb,
Or curried goat with Spam, and she said,

("No curry, baby......") "No curry, baby,"
("No curry, baby......") "You'll be stuck on the pot all night!"
("No curry, baby......") "No curry, baby,"
("No curry, baby......eww-eww....")

(Instrumental: toilet seats opening/closing, flushing sounds, grunting)

My mom prepared a great Thanksgiving meal
Although it looked unusual
I kept on loading up on turkey, eating more
And getting way too full
Mom says, to my surprise,
"Them's ain't no turkey thighs," and she says,

("Tofurkey, baby......") "Tofurkey, baby......"
("Tofurkey, baby......") And it made me throw up all night!
("Tofurkey, baby......") Tofurkey gravy!
("Tofurkey, baby......") What a thing to throw up all night!
("Tofurkey, baby......") Tofurkey gravy!
("Tofurkey, baby......") Had my face in the pot all night!
("Tofurkey, baby......") Tofurkey gravy!
("Tofurkey, baby......") And it made me just rolf all night!
("Tofurkey, baby......") Tofurkey gravy!..........
ęBob Gomez 2003 And how was your Thanksgiving?

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Johnny D - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Superbly nauseating internal rhyme!
Spaff.com - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby? Can you tell me where he's gone? He ate a lot of curry so it seems the guy he got runs. I'll just wait my turn in the john.
Bob Gomez - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
...and Abraham's fartin'/in the john..... d;:^)
mac - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You've defiled a beautiful song here Bob. Well done.
MasonR - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555 from a fellow Beach Boys fan. Hey wait a minute--I LIKE tofurkey!
Big Dave - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Bob.... You are a Tofurkin genius!

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