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Song Parodies -> "My Bill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My Bill"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Rick Duncan, the undisputed master of Beatles parodies.
(Guitar intro)

Who knows how long I've owed you
You know I owe you still
You might wait one or two lifetimes
I will never pay my bill

(Guitar riff)

I pleaded and cajoled you
You loaned me cash again
Thanks a bunch, I can't repay you
Guess you'll have to file a claim

Give me some credit, I've no credit
And debt collectors know
Borrow on credit, there, I've said it
So off to work, I owe

Too bad, when I'm intestate
Your sobs will fill the air
Must have been your fate that steered you
My executor won't hear you
I'll be dead, so I won't fear you, sue me
I won't pay my bill
My bill........


ęBob Gomez 2003 "Intestate" means "no will."

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Bob, but I've seen plenty of dispute out there. A worthy addition

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