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Song Parodies -> "It's My Party (And I'm Dennis Kozlowski)"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Party"

Original Performer:

Leslie Gore

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Party (And I'm Dennis Kozlowski)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

In June of 2001, L. Dennis Kozlowski, former chief executive of Tyco, threw
a $2 million birthday party for his wife on the island of Sardinia. He
charged half of it as a legitimate corporate expense. Yeah, right.
He's now on trial for embezzling $600 million. I smell fried rich guy.
It's my party and I'm Dennis Kozlowski
Dennis Kozlowski, Dennis Kozlowski
You would fry too if it happened to you!

Where have the 600 million bucks gone?
(Into a private Swiss vault.....)
Who blew the whistle on me?
It's Eliot Spitzer's damn fault!

It's my party and I'm Dennis Kozlowski
Dennis Kozlowski, Dennis Kozlowski
You would lie too if it happened to you!

There's Michelangelo's "David" on ice
Pissing martinis for free--
Oh what a birthday surprise
The video's out on TV!

It's my party and I'm Dennis Kozlowski
Dennis Kozlowski, Dennis Kozlowski
You would cry too if it happened to you!

Paid Jimmy Buffet on company time
A two hundred fifty grand bill
Now in my prison I hear
"This ain't Margarita-damn-ville!"

It's my party and I'm Dennis Kozlowski
Dennis Kozlowski, Dennis Kozlowski
You would fry too if it happened to you!

Oh-oh-oh,
It's my party and I'm Dennis Kozlowski
Dennis Kozlowski, Dennis Kozlowski
You would fry too if it happened to you!

©Bob Gomez 2003

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Guy - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob - I loved it!

There’s Michelangelo’s “David” on ice
Pissing martinis for free--

Great, great lines here. And the ref to Margaritaville was great. Love to see these fat cat guys slammed. Well done!
John Jenkins - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent, Bob. I agree with Guy and I hope that ultimately investors get something back from this guy.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant Stuff Bob. All High 5's
The Great Karlando - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Every time I read one of these parodies, I become more happy that I'm not a multi-millionaire. Good job, Bob.
Adagio - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the intro, Bob. Somehow I missed that he charged half of that party to expenses!! Very good job...good lines. 5's
Da Phoenix - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny parody, and you also nailed the pacing of the original. 5/5/5.
Spaff.com - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry it took me a few days to get to this, Bee Gee. Three fives and an anatomically correct cake to go with them.
Laurence Dunne - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Looooooooved it!
Wild Man - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I Don't think I caught this before, but nice job here.
John Jenkins - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It appears that we will have to continue to wait for justice for Kozlowski. After a 6 month trial and 11 days of jury deliberations, the judge declared a mistrial today. A 79-year old female juror, thought to be sympathetic to the defense, had her name and picture published in newspapers and received threatening letters.

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