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Song Parodies -> "Vlad Putin"

Original Song Title:

"Barefootin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Parker

Parody Song Title:

"Vlad Putin"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Hey you Russian folk way out east,
Looks like the ruble's doin' worse than Greece!
Suck on some vodka and freeze dried meat--
Your President track is on repeat!

He's Vlad Putin!
He's Vlad Putin!
He's Vlad Putin!
He's Vlad Putin!

Crimea's yours, that went so well,
Russian rabble said let's rebel!
Throw us some tanks, rocket launchers and troops--
We shot down a Malaysian aircraft--oops!

It was bad shootin'!
It was bad shootin'!
It was bad shootin'!
It was bad shootin'!

Check out the oil prices tumblin' down--
It's been ten months without one rebound!
Oil revenues are tankin' and so
Mo' Muscovites sayin' Vlad must go--

It's bad, Putin!
It's bad, Putin!
It's bad, Putin!
It's bad, Putin!

Musical interlude: balalaikas, machinery grinding to a halt, "Putin on the Ritz" dancers

Ol' Vlad Putin went on TV,
He says that Obama's tryin' to defang me--
This Russian bear, it's plain to see
Ain't got no hair, no claws, no teeth--

He's a scared Putin!
He's a scared Putin!
He's a scared Putin!
He's a scared Putin!

We dared Putin!
We scared Putin!
He's Naired, Putin!
Beware, Putin!

(He don't have no shirt on.)
©Bob "Weird, Sad Fruitin'" Gómez 2014

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Jonathan - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Vlad I finally read this! Happy New Year! 5's
John Lomain - January 01, 2015 - Report this comment
There's no disputin', this is a good one! 5's

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