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Song Parodies -> "Every Call You've Made"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Call You've Made"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

The President attempts to defend his domestic eavesdropping program in song.
Every call you've made
Every cent you're paid
Every stock you trade
Every cat you've spayed
I've been tapping you

Every single day
Through the N.S.A.
I find out who's gay
And likes anime
I've been tapping you

G.W.O.T.
Means I'm warrant-free
The F.I.S.A.
Can kiss my a-, okay?

Every Googled phrase
Every password saved
Avatars, nicknames
All your porn site faves
I've been tapping you

If you've gone to the library of late
I know your books and your fines, renewal dates
I keep it all in my secret database
And track your Internet use, cells calls I trace
I'll keep spying, Congress, don't say "Cease...."

G.W.O.T.
Means I'm warrant-free
The F.I.S.A.
Can kiss my a-, okay?

Each hotel you've stayed
Everyone you've laid
Every time you're baked
Each orgasm faked
I've been tapping you

Every dump you take
Every call you make
I'll be tapping you

I'll be tapping you
I'll be tapping you
I'll be tapping you
I'll be tapping you
I'll be tapping you
┬ęBob Gomez 2006

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carol - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
three 5's!! This really says it all.
Johnny D - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant AND disturbing!
alvin rhodes - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent work
John Barry - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
What Johnny D said!
John Jenkins - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Anything but my library fines! Clever parody, but previous presidents, including Clinton, have authorized warrantless surveillance.
Bob Gomez - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
And it was wrong then, too. Maybe the Lewinsky thing was just a smokescreen to cover up a real impeachable offense. Thanks for reading, all!
catalina P. - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao..haha..rofl..ehh em...good stuff man..

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