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Song Parodies -> "I Love the Oscar Nights"

Original Song Title:

"I Love a Rainy Night"

Original Performer:

Eddie Rabbit

Parody Song Title:

"I Love the Oscar Nights"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Billy Crystal, please come back!!!
Well, I love the Oscar nights
I love the Oscar nights
I love to watch the starlets as they trip
Over their long sequined gowns--
They nearly break their ankles!

Well, the stars are out tonight,
Their skin is so damn tight
They got the Botox, liposuction and the collagen too--
With a boob job thrown in!

That Jolie is a nut, but confess:
She looks good in a see-through dress!

And I love the Oscar nights!
Yeah I love the Oscar nights
Well, I love the Oscar nights
Well, I love the Oscar nights--
Ooh, ooh!

Well, I love the Oscar nights,
Although the jokes tend to bite,
Presenters stumble and mumble to read
What someone had to write for them--
They should’ve hired Al Franken!

Yeah, I love the Oscar nights,
They got a blinkin’ red light
But the speeches go on and on
Until the music starts playing--
They have to thank their agents!

I might rock my tux and tails,
Comb my hair, even do my nails!

‘Cause I love the Oscar nights
Yeah, I love the Oscar nights
Well, I love the Oscar nights
Well, I love the Oscar nights

Well, I love the Oscar nights, the competition is tight
I’m tryin’ to guess the winner for short
Documentary films--I haven’t ever seen one!

A special award for an aging star--
Ain’t it the guy who produced “Ishtar”?!?

But I love the Oscar nights!
Yeah, I love the Oscar nights!--Hey! There’s Harrison Ford!
And I love the Oscar nights--And does he look bored!
And I love the Oscar nights-- Man, that Portman is fat!
Yeah, I love the Oscar nights--So what’s up with that?
Yeah, I love the Oscar nights...
©Bob "Bleepin'" Gomez 2011 YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOrjHRAWyY

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Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Bob - Billy Crystal might not come back, but I'm pleased that you have. "Y.O.G.A." is one of my favorite all-time amiright parodies. Good job here as well. ;D
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Comedies rarely win Best Picture, but "it happened one night" that you got "five easy pieces" for this.
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YES

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