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Song Parodies -> "Crammin'"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bob Marley and the Wailers

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I dedicate this song to all you students out there who are feverishly studying for exams to prepare you for careers which do not under any circumstances require you to take a test.

Ooh, yeah
Well, all night

We're crammin'
Late night crammin' with you
We're crammin', crammin'
And I hope you like crammin' too
Private school's sucking now
We go through it anyhow
Caffeine high will see us through
'Cause every May we pay the price
Of the parents' sacrifice
Crammin' till exams are through

We're crammin'
We thought that crammin' was a thing of the past
We're crammin'
And we know that crammin' so bites ass
No finals can stop us now
We may protest or stage walkout
Papers can be bought or sold
We all exchange for price
Pass that mnemonic device
And here's some Acapulco Gold

We're crammin', crammin', crammin', crammin'
Yeah, we're crammin' for the medical boards
We're crammin', crammin', crammin', crammin'
From Berkeley to Harvard Yard
Singing Holy Mount Zion, oh me brain's fryin'
There ain't no use in cryin' for commiseration
Yeah, we're crammin', Bop-chu-wa-wa-wa

We're crammin'
All night crammin' with you
We're crammin', crammin', crammin', crammin'
Professor know you're crammin', too:
"God knows how much I 'ave tried
To demonstrate, apply,
To teach you how to write
Truth of the matter is
It's the law of averages......"
So cram, I'll fry rice
We're crammin', crammin', crammin', crammin'
Five a--m--in' with you
We're crammin', we're crammin', we're crammin', we're crammin'
We're crammin', we're crammin', we're crammin', we're crammin'
Hope you like Ramen, too

ęBob Gomez 2003

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 26

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Billy Florio - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I should be crammin, I got a western civ final tomarrow - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I though it was not true send me an e mail please at this adress The truth I can not hide to keep u satisfied this is bob from Kilimanjaro mountain in tanzania East Africa seen Lon trien to get iron seen hahahah waht a trip its going to be trust me on this one Icant run its the man upstairs gave the name but anyway one love one heart.
bob chuwa - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This made me think of a lot of hardships I have been in, especially cramin in schools all my life. School was very tough especially in concentration,I think I have ADD. But other than That I was crammin on whats up, and trying to put my foot through the door. i hope and pray that one day dreams can become a reality then every one's happy. I once believed my name was bop chuwa, but i had a reality check and decided to live as bob chuwa instead of changing the words. Ill fry my brain over illusions. keep in touch Bob-----
robert - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Bob Chuwa the lion from Zion who likes to jam i seen
bob chuwa - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I feel this song was wriiten about me beacuase bob marley sings. jah sitteth in mt zion and rules all creation we jammin bob chuwa well my name is bob chuwa i love to jammin too and i live up in the tru mt zion which is mt kilimanjaro .

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