Song Parodies -> Only Fourteen (The R. Kelly Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Only Sixteen" |
| Original Performer: | Sam Cooke |
| Parody Song Title: | "Only Fourteen (The R. Kelly Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Only 14 (The R. Kelly Song)
She was only 14, only 14
Backstage at my show
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
I'd rap and I'd sing
Ka-ching ka-ching-a-ching
Seductively so
But she was too young for ballin' love
Now it's on my video
"Why did you dare to tap that a**?"
It never will happen again
She was a mere girl of 14
Judge, that ain't me, it's my friend!
She was barely 14, only 14
I paid her in blow
She was too young for knockin' buns
But I was too dumb to know
Please Madam Judge, have pity on me
It never will happen again
Just because she was only 14
I get 20 years in the pen
She was under 18, only 14
My underaged ho
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
Yes, I was too dumb to know
She was only 14, only 14
Backstage at my show
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
I'd rap and I'd sing
Ka-ching ka-ching-a-ching
Seductively so
But she was too young for ballin' love
Now it's on my video
"Why did you dare to tap that a**?"
It never will happen again
She was a mere girl of 14
Judge, that ain't me, it's my friend!
She was barely 14, only 14
I paid her in blow
She was too young for knockin' buns
But I was too dumb to know
Please Madam Judge, have pity on me
It never will happen again
Just because she was only 14
I get 20 years in the pen
She was under 18, only 14
My underaged ho
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
Yes, I was too dumb to know
©Bob Gomez 2003
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Added a bridge today: How my cellmates Intimidate me Now I be rappin' for them They treat my rear like I'm 14 That's the report from my end, she....(etc.)
I usually like to pick one favorite line, but there are too many. This is hilarious. Very well done.
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