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Song Parodies -> "Only Fourteen (The R. Kelly Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Only Sixteen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam Cooke
Parody Song Title:
"Only Fourteen (The R. Kelly Song)"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Only 14 (The R. Kelly Song)
She was only 14, only 14
Backstage at my show
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
I'd rap and I'd sing
Ka-ching ka-ching-a-ching
Seductively so
But she was too young for ballin' love
Now it's on my video
"Why did you dare to tap that a**?"
It never will happen again
She was a mere girl of 14
Judge, that ain't me, it's my friend!
She was barely 14, only 14
I paid her in blow
She was too young for knockin' buns
But I was too dumb to know
Please Madam Judge, have pity on me
It never will happen again
Just because she was only 14
I get 20 years in the pen
She was under 18, only 14
My underaged ho
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
Yes, I was too dumb to know
She was only 14, only 14
Backstage at my show
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
I'd rap and I'd sing
Ka-ching ka-ching-a-ching
Seductively so
But she was too young for ballin' love
Now it's on my video
"Why did you dare to tap that a**?"
It never will happen again
She was a mere girl of 14
Judge, that ain't me, it's my friend!
She was barely 14, only 14
I paid her in blow
She was too young for knockin' buns
But I was too dumb to know
Please Madam Judge, have pity on me
It never will happen again
Just because she was only 14
I get 20 years in the pen
She was under 18, only 14
My underaged ho
She was too young for ballin' love
And I was too dumb to know
Yes, I was too dumb to know
©Bob Gomez 2003
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Added a bridge today: How my cellmates Intimidate me Now I be rappin' for them They treat my rear like I'm 14 That's the report from my end, she....(etc.)
I usually like to pick one favorite line, but there are too many. This is hilarious. Very well done.
Aaaaaand today's classic is the first Bob Gomez parody that I noticed. Dated but still great
A classic indeed! At first I thought "I haven't heard anything about this lately. Not again!!!", and then I looked at the release date :)
Reviewing those past events, and other associated alleged events, it appears as though the term "release date" should have been applicable in real life (way into the future...)
Back to the parody: Good stuff Bob, a nice 'summation', as it were :)
Reviewing those past events, and other associated alleged events, it appears as though the term "release date" should have been applicable in real life (way into the future...)
Back to the parody: Good stuff Bob, a nice 'summation', as it were :)
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