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Song Parodies -> "Nobody But Homer"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody But Me"

Original Performer:

The Human Beinz

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody But Homer"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'OH!"
"D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!"
"D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'oh!"
"D'OH!" "D'OH!" "D'oh!" "D'OH!"
"D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!"
"D'OH!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!" "D'oh!"
"D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!"
"D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!"

Nobody can eat the
Pork chops!
Like that dude

Nobody can chug the
Duff!
Like that dude

Nobody else hates the
Flanderses!
Like that dude

Nobody hurts Marge's
Feelings!
Like that dude

Well let me tell you 'bout a big fat dude
By the name of Homer J. Simpson
(Dough-body physique!)

Yeeees, he is one huge-ass 'toon
Livin' in the city of Springfield
(Dough-body physique!)

Well just check out his dough-body
Dough-body physique!

Well it's a yellow dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)
Dough-body (Dough-body!)

---"Excellent guitar solo"---

"D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'OH!"
"D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!"
"D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'oh!"
"D'OH!" "D'OH!" "D'oh!" "D'OH!"
"D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!"
"D'OH!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!" "D'oh!"
"D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!"
"D'oh!" "D'OH!" "D'OH!"

Nodody looks good in
Underwear!
Like that dude

Nobody can strangle
Bart!
Like that dude

Nobody else thinks of
Food and drools!
Like that dude

Nobody inhales the
Donuts!
Like that dude

Well let me tell you' bout when Homer J.
Simpson was the Mayor of Springfield!
(Dough-body physique!)
Or let me tell you 'bout when Homer's song
Saved the greatest whorehouse in Springfield!
(Dough-body physique!)

He did it all with that body
Dough-body physique!

Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout Homer (J. Simpson)
Yeah, Homer (J. Simpson)
That Homer (J. Simpson)
Fat Homer (J. Simpson)
Drunk Homer (J. Simpson)
Dumb Homer (J. Simpson)
Rude Homer (J. Simpson)
Lewd Homer (J. Simpson)
Hungover (Dough-body!)
Pulls boners (Dough-body!)
Round domer (Dough-body!)
Song's over (Dough-body!)
Bob Gomer (Dough-body!)
Loves Homer (Dough-body!).....
Next week, look for parody tributes to Smithers, the Comic Book Guy, Patty and Selma, Troy McClure, Otto, Professor Frink, Groundskeeper Willie, Kang and Kodos, Edna Krabappel and Disco Stu. I will not be writing any of them.

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Billy Florio - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
AWESOME! AWESOME Bob! I loved the D'oh part.....and the footnotes thing was great too! great job!
Bob Gomez - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Billy. This is one of those songs that could've gone on and on, but I kept it simple. Glad you liked it. d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Hate the Simpsons, love the parody! You go, Mez!
Jared - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmmmmmmm... Bob Gomez....... GGGLLLLAAAARRRGGGHHHH
y tal - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
lamentable parodia de una gran cancion de los 60, dais asco.
Bob Gomez - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Gracias por tu comentario y ojala que no encontreis tan ofensivas mis demas parodias. Estais bienvenido al sitio y valoro tu opinion. Creo que es tiempo de poner mas parodias en castellano, no pensais asi? d;:^)
A. Person - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Good use of this song.

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