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Song Parodies -> "All Right Malc (Part 2)"

Original Song Title:

"All Right Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Free

Parody Song Title:

"All Right Malc (Part 2)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Sorry. Couldn't help meself.
All Right Malc (Part 2)

There they were
In their briefs
Dancing cheek to cheek at his feet

Malc said, "Hey,
I could swear, now, Merry for a
Lady you've got too much back hair!"

They said, "So?
What's it to you, Malcolm?
We thought any gender would do!"

He said, "Oh, no!
What have we here????
You shave while I go grab another beer!!!"

"All right, Malc,"
Merry said, "All right, Malc."
"Am I right?'
Malcolm wondered, "Am I right?"

---scorching seven and a half minute ukulele solo---

(Let me tell you more about it now)

It was a long
Stormy tryst
Malcolm finally landed one kiss

It was dark,
He was so blitzed,
Couldn't tell if they were two lips....???

He said, "Pip!!! What monster breath!!!
It was like the kiss of death!!!"

Pip said, "Whoa! How apropos!
Malcolm, dear, you suck and I'll blow!!!!"

"All right, Malc!"
Merry said, "All right, Malc!"
"Am I right?"
Malcolm said, "This can't be right!"

"All right, Malc?"

"Merry, Merry, Merry, this ain't right!"
The sequel is all yours.

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Claude Prez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
They said, "Hey!/ What great songs/ I bet his list is longer than Tong's"
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
"And we said "Bob, Mal's worn down/ Would you like to join the next round?"
Billy Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
and I said Wow/is this the last?/Paul Rogers is gonna kick your ass! lol....nice job
Bob Gomez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I said Yo! Merry and Pip!/Would that count as group authorship? d;:^)
Meriadoc - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I say "Bob - you, me and Pip - what say we give Malcolm the slip?"
Bob Gomez - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I said "No! No! That would be wrong!/First I've got to check with Bill Tong!" d;:^)

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