All Right Malc (Part 2)

There they were
In their briefs
Dancing cheek to cheek at his feet

Malc said, "Hey,
I could swear, now, Merry for a
Lady you've got too much back hair!"

They said, "So?
What's it to you, Malcolm?
We thought any gender would do!"

He said, "Oh, no!
What have we here????
You shave while I go grab another beer!!!"

"All right, Malc,"
Merry said, "All right, Malc."
"Am I right?'
Malcolm wondered, "Am I right?"

---scorching seven and a half minute ukulele solo---

(Let me tell you more about it now)

It was a long
Stormy tryst
Malcolm finally landed one kiss

It was dark,
He was so blitzed,
Couldn't tell if they were two lips....???

He said, "Pip!!! What monster breath!!!
It was like the kiss of death!!!"

Pip said, "Whoa! How apropos!
Malcolm, dear, you suck and I'll blow!!!!"

"All right, Malc!"
Merry said, "All right, Malc!"
"Am I right?"
Malcolm said, "This can't be right!"

"All right, Malc?"

"Merry, Merry, Merry, this ain't right!"