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Song Parodies -> "Searchin' For Them WMD's"

Original Song Title:

"Searchin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Searchin' For Them WMD's"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Associated Press, June 7: "The Pentagon had no reliable evidence of Iraqi weapons."
Searchin' For Them WMD's

Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em

Well now if we have to stay forever
You know we will
And if we have to dig up bodies
You know we will
And if they're hidin' under a palace he built
We're gonna find 'em, best belieeeeve we will

'Cause we been searchin'
Oh, yeah
Searchin'
My goodness
Searchin' every whi-i-ich a-way, yeah yay
Them weapons of mass destructio-on
You know we'll bring 'em in someday

Couldn't find 'em
Couldn't find 'em

Well, Matt McGiver, Peter Falk got nothin' we ain't got
Austin Powers, Keanu Reeves or some damn robot
It really doesn't matter if the looters hear us comin'
'Cause we're gonna manufacture evidence, at least that's somethin'!

'Cause we been searchin'
Oh, Lord
Searchin'
Mm-mm, child
Searchin' every whi-i-ich a-way, yeah yay
Them weapons of mass destructio-on
You know we'll bring 'em in someday

Couldn't find 'em
Couldn't find 'em
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah! Great job! Actually, it was 1957, and MacGyver's real first name was Angus, but I'm not gonna knock points off your perfect score for that. Keep up your "Yakety Yak," we need people like you to stand up to the Bushies and their "Don't talk back!"
Pat - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave a 5 for pacing...it was clever...however...
Bob Gomez - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks to both for the feedback. I would not be surprised if some evidence of WMD's does show up--the U.N. inspectors certainly believed they were there--but in the meantime it's fun to snipe at what our What-Me-Worry president has gotten us into. d;:^)

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