Song Parodies -> Searchin' For Them WMD's
| Original Song Title: | "Searchin'" |
| Original Performer: | The Coasters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Searchin' For Them WMD's" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Associated Press, June 7: "The Pentagon had no reliable evidence of Iraqi weapons."
Searchin' For Them WMD's
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Well now if we have to stay forever
You know we will
And if we have to dig up bodies
You know we will
And if they're hidin' under a palace he built
We're gonna find 'em, best belieeeeve we will
'Cause we been searchin'
Oh, yeah
Searchin'
My goodness
Searchin' every whi-i-ich a-way, yeah yay
Them weapons of mass destructio-on
You know we'll bring 'em in someday
Couldn't find 'em
Couldn't find 'em
Well, Matt McGiver, Peter Falk got nothin' we ain't got
Austin Powers, Keanu Reeves or some damn robot
It really doesn't matter if the looters hear us comin'
'Cause we're gonna manufacture evidence, at least that's somethin'!
'Cause we been searchin'
Oh, Lord
Searchin'
Mm-mm, child
Searchin' every whi-i-ich a-way, yeah yay
Them weapons of mass destructio-on
You know we'll bring 'em in someday
Couldn't find 'em
Couldn't find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Gonna find 'em
Well now if we have to stay forever
You know we will
And if we have to dig up bodies
You know we will
And if they're hidin' under a palace he built
We're gonna find 'em, best belieeeeve we will
'Cause we been searchin'
Oh, yeah
Searchin'
My goodness
Searchin' every whi-i-ich a-way, yeah yay
Them weapons of mass destructio-on
You know we'll bring 'em in someday
Couldn't find 'em
Couldn't find 'em
Well, Matt McGiver, Peter Falk got nothin' we ain't got
Austin Powers, Keanu Reeves or some damn robot
It really doesn't matter if the looters hear us comin'
'Cause we're gonna manufacture evidence, at least that's somethin'!
'Cause we been searchin'
Oh, Lord
Searchin'
Mm-mm, child
Searchin' every whi-i-ich a-way, yeah yay
Them weapons of mass destructio-on
You know we'll bring 'em in someday
Couldn't find 'em
Couldn't find 'em
©Bob Gomez 2003
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Oh yeah! Great job! Actually, it was 1957, and MacGyver's real first name was Angus, but I'm not gonna knock points off your perfect score for that. Keep up your "Yakety Yak," we need people like you to stand up to the Bushies and their "Don't talk back!"
I gave a 5 for pacing...it was clever...however...
Thanks to both for the feedback. I would not be surprised if some evidence of WMD's does show up--the U.N. inspectors certainly believed they were there--but in the meantime it's fun to snipe at what our What-Me-Worry president has gotten us into. d;:^)
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