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Song Parodies -> "Drumpfster Fire!"

Original Song Title:

"Ballroom Blitz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Sweet

Parody Song Title:

"Drumpfster Fire!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Trump (a.k.a. Drumpfelthinskin) seemed particularly upset with a New York Times article that quotes unnamed associates of his as saying that in private "his mood is often sullen and erratic." Republicans close to his campaign were quoted as saying he was "exhausted, frustrated and still bewildered" by the political process. Let's have a look in...
"Are you ready, Rinse?" "Whatev's."
"Pauly?" "Yeah!"
"Mikey?" "Ooookay..."
"All right, fellas, let's go!"

Whoa.
It's been getting so hard
When the press reports the words I say!
I mean, they're so disgusting!
They quote and print and take things the wrong way!

Oh, I've seen a hack at the back, as a matter of fact,
He works for the Washington Post!!!
And the Times, it's no wonder, is soon going under,
No one reads it! It's garbage! It's toast!!!

Oh, yeah?
My polls are surging!
And the RNC's purging!
Interviewers are bruising!
What the hell is this truth thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah!

And I won't walk it back, hey, Putin, have a hack!
But it turned into a Drumpfster fire!
Then I claimed that Obama was kind of like Osama
But it turned into a Drumpfster fire!
Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire!

D'oh!
This campaign is floundering--
Raising money's all I ever do.
Rinse, you say you need more cash now--
If this keeps up then I'll be firing you!

And Paul Ryan of course, we had to endorse
But I wish he'd stop rolling his eyes!
And that goof Pocahontas, I think she has jaundice,
She can bundle up her tepee and die!

Oh, yeah!
I feel bombastic!
And not that sarcastic!
And my spokeswoman's freaking!
Insiders, stop leaking!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah!

And the Second Amendment's gotta be defended
But it turned into a Drumpfster fire!
And the founders of ISIS are causing every crisis
But it turned into a Drumpfster fire!
Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire!

Oh, waah!
Numbers are tanking!
A Republican spanking!
Giuliani's explaining!
And Sean Hannity's blaming!
Waah, waah, waah-waah-waah!

Now the Journal reports my Russki Manafort's
Gonna turn into a Drumpfster fire!
And the Clinton Foundation said here's a big donation
'Cause I turned into a Drumpfster fire!
Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire, Drumpfster fire!

Fire! Fire! A Drumpfster fire!
Fire! Fire! A Drumpfster fire!
Fire! Fire! A Drumpfster fire!
Yeah, it's a Drumpfster fire!
┬ęBob "Yes, Actually, This Is Sarcasm" Gomez 2016

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Lew Dawg Cloninger - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Below is a link to "The Drumpfster" by The Stray Dawgs of Plantation, Florida. We wrote the song and produced the video in October but the commentary is still very relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJk1whp8YpE Thanks, Lew Dawg Cloninger, The Stray Dawgs, Plantation, florida

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