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Song Parodies -> "Eat On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Eat On Me"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Please let this one get through. Please let this one get through. Please let
this one get through.
Some-
Times in our minds
We get ideas
That may seem ki-inky
So
Lately my wife's
Been serving meals
On Mr. Winkie....

Eat on me!
Garlic croutons
Crackers and cheese
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry!

Please
Swallow those fries!
Dip in the sauce
That's in my na-avel!
Gorge!
Go for refills!
All you can eat
Whipped cream on French toast!

We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!

Eat on me!
Bacon and prawns
Yogurt and greens
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry--

We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!

If
There is a roast
You have prepared
That's kind of fa-atty
My
Taters aren't gross
So dig right in
Babe, you can gnaw on me!

Gnaw on me (if you need a meal)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me, uh-huh!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
ęBob Gomez 2004

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Royce Miller - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob--like Dwight Yoakum might say, "I ain't that hungry yet".....
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh I'm glad I'm not a Robert Gomez weiner
That's truly what I'd not like to be
'Cuz if I wuz a Robert Gomez weiner
Mrs. Gomez would devour me

5's you culinary pRe-vert.
Marianne E. B. Markham - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto on the little song bit Johnny D did This was twistedly funny. i like those kindsa parodies. Way to go.
Birgitta - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious Bob! GJ (Mr.Winkie-lmao)
Guy - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ask the Village People. They eat at the "Y". Very clever parody, Bob.
Peregrin - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Bob, there's not enough Gomez goin'round....
Claude Prez - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You want fives with that?
Church Lady - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh what a big suprise this is. Another song about our private parts. Well isn't that special. Who's been stacking dounuts on your happy pole, Bobby? Could it be... SATAN!!!
mac - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Never mind that pesky Church Lady, this is a very funny song. 5's
Meriadoc - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was great! Doubly great even! :-D
Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
5 cubes!

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