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Song Parodies -> "This Guy Trump's A Moron"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Train to Georgia"

Original Performer:

Gladys Knight and The Pips

Parody Song Title:

"This Guy Trump's A Moron"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

It's so comforting to hear Gladys Knight and The Pips singing this song in my head.
Building
Grew huge bucks for the brand
(Grew bucks for the brand,
He effing raked it!)
Now he's leading the pack
We've come to loathe--oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh-oh-ho
He said he's gonna build a wall
(Gonna build a wall!)
Paid for by Mexico
So rapist criminals
Have no place to go-oh-oh
Oh-oh-no-no

He's leading
(Leading!?)
Though this rich guy Trump's a moron
(Leading all Republicans!)
Yeah
Said he's hoping that's a sign
(Hoping that's a sign)
He can win this race one time,
Oh, yes he is
(Hoping he can win this race one time,
Bet the RNC won't buy him time)
Don't agree with him
(I'm so with you!)
Oh, cuz this guy's brain's abnormal
(This annoying rich guy's brain,
Woo-hoo!)
I'd have a Clinton-led world
(Clinton-led world)
And be without dim rich swine
(Trump's
World
Is biz,
Biz and biz alone)

He keeps tweeting
(Tweeting)
Ooh, T. Rump-face, TV ex-star
(Apprentice star, and he didn't get fired)
Hashtag my way or the highway
That means don't dare disagree, oh no, uh uh
(Don't you dare disagree, uh uh, no, uh uh)
So he backed up his quotes
(Woo, woo, woo-woo)
And even played the race card
(Woo, woo, woo-woo)
Said he'd send all Muslims back
On a flight to Paree
Oh yes he did, he said he would

Oh-oh, it's seeming
(Seeming)
Oh, that this guy trained with Sauron, yeah
(Pissing on old John McCain!)
Said he'll make good friends in China
(Going straight to Chine)
Steal every grain of rice, ooh, yeah
(Whatever he says, that's fine,
Guess who's gonna kick his wide behind?)
I'm getting sick of him
(I know you ill)
Oh, cuz this guy's plain amoral
(Evil, old, and I'd say dictatorial,
Woo-woo!)
I'd have a Clinton-blessed world
(Clinton-blessed world)
And live without him online
(Ben,
Cruz,
And Chris,
Lindsey's chances blown!)

Unappealing
(Really!!)
Donald's rich white xenophobia, yeah, ooh y'all
(In the polls, it looks like gains!)
And he's hoping that's a sign
(Hoping that's a sign)
Ooh, he'll win one race this time, ooh y'all, uh-huh
(Iowa, New Hampshire time,
Guess who's gonna be far-right inclined?)
Why don't we deal with it
(I know we will)
Dump this rich guy's xenophobia
(He's annoying, didn't I say before, duh!!
Woo-woo!)
Why can't he leave us, this churl
(Devilish churl)
Get back to shtupping
His wife
(Her
Girls
Are his,
Mrs. gives him bone!)

Repubs, gonna vote, the dimwit's brain deride
Repubs, gonna vote, call your bro', the dimwit's crazy, guy
Repubs, gotta vote, uh huh, the rich guy's sane, um, no
Trump world, biz world, dumb churl, fine, leave us alone
Trump world, biz world, dumb churl, fine, leave us alone
Guy's got to go
Guy's got to go
Guy's got to go, hey!
Guy's got to go
Guy's got to go
Trump's hair, his hair, oh, man, we care
Guy's got to go
Guy's got to go, oh
Guy's got to go
Trump's in
His tower,
We laugh,
He glowers
┬ęBob "Have You Been to Crimea, Donald?" Gomez 2015

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Rob - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
No matter what Trump does, the media feeds off of him and his antics! 555!
The D. - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I'm a gift to the Dems and I keep on giving.
Bob Gomez - December 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob and Mr. T. It's hard not to notice when a clown is running for president, and leading the field while using words like "smartness."

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