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Song Parodies -> "Wonky-Talk Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Wonky-Talk Woman"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Crank it up all the way.
I met a college-educated female
She did her postgraduate work at MIT
She graduated from Berkeley summa cum laude
She said, "I'll call you, don't bother calling me....."

She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!

She was ever so much more than computer literate
She telecommunicated like a pro
I asked her if she'd like to share my spreadsheet
She said, "Stick that floppy thing exactly where the sun don't show."

She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!

I asked her if she'd ever had multiple orgasms
She told me yes but not so recently
I showed her my collection of unused condoms
She said, "Put 'em on ice, boy, until you get your Ph.D...."

She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!

She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
ĐBob Gomez 2004

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Paul Robinson - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob - not sure if all those long-syllabled words really give all that fine a pace match, but I liked this one and went "5's" across because the original song has a bit of a loose pace-structure itself, so with a bit of squeezing it all might just work. Clever story-line and execution of same.
Johnny D - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! So what DOES "Ph.D." stand for, anyway (Johnny D asks in a lame attempt to spur some witty and randy commentary) ?
John Barry - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The polysyllabism complements the subject matter. My spa has Ph.D. Gotta add some sodium bicarb.
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"I asked her if she'd like to share my spreadsheet" :-)
Too bad I canīt use that line on the Swedish women around here.
alvin rhodes - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
good one...5s
Melhi - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it!
Bob Gomez, sharing a spreadsheet - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul: thanks for the vote of confidence on the pacing. When I did this one live a while back, it was "Educated Liberated Woman," which works just about as well.
Johnny D: I don't know--how about Doctor of Phistology?
John Barry: a Phish Diver? Thanks.
Know1: What, I thought the Swedish Exceled at this stuff.
Alvin, Melhi: thanks for your comments, happy you enjoyed the parody.....d;:^)
K1chyd - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I can always try, no matter what the result canīt be worse than that time I tried the Swedish equivalent of "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?". =8-()

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