Song Parodies -> I Bombed Iraq Today
| Original Song Title: | "Hurt" |
| Original Performer: | Nine Inch Nails/Johnny Cash |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Bombed Iraq Today" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
In a moment of frightening introspection, George W. Bush begins to sing.....
"I Bombed Iraq Today"
I bombed Iraq today
To see how it would feel
My troops were dressed to kill
It all seemed so surreal
A quarter million strong
All braced for the attack
I can't admit I'm wrong
How could I pull them back?
Now what have I done?
My former friends
Say my state's a rogue
So who needs the U.N.?
Now I'll have it all
My empire of greed
I will beat you down
I will make you bleed
We'll call it "Shock and Awe"
10,000 guided bombs
Will rain down over y'all
Oh, sh*t, we missed Saddam
A million human shields
Defend Saddam Hussein
I'll torch them like oil fields
Let Clinton feel their pain
Now what have I done?
My former friends
Call me a butthole
So who needs the U.N.?
Now I'll have it all
My empire of greed
I will beat you down
I will make you bleed
So what if Gulf War II
Creates more terror cells?
Can't think what else to do
I'll see you all in hell
I bombed Iraq today
To see how it would feel
My troops were dressed to kill
It all seemed so surreal
A quarter million strong
All braced for the attack
I can't admit I'm wrong
How could I pull them back?
Now what have I done?
My former friends
Say my state's a rogue
So who needs the U.N.?
Now I'll have it all
My empire of greed
I will beat you down
I will make you bleed
We'll call it "Shock and Awe"
10,000 guided bombs
Will rain down over y'all
Oh, sh*t, we missed Saddam
A million human shields
Defend Saddam Hussein
I'll torch them like oil fields
Let Clinton feel their pain
Now what have I done?
My former friends
Call me a butthole
So who needs the U.N.?
Now I'll have it all
My empire of greed
I will beat you down
I will make you bleed
So what if Gulf War II
Creates more terror cells?
Can't think what else to do
I'll see you all in hell
Copyright©Bob Gomez 2003 Feedback greatly appreciated.
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No doubt the next thing Georgie got bombed was...himself. Great job.
Ooh, I see someone else has a dark side... 5,5,5, not necessarily for "funny" but poignant.
Captures the feeling of Trent Reznor´s version very well, but don´t you get stuck in a downward spiral now, you hear!
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