-> "Do You Love Meat?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Love Me?"
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Love Meat?"
The Lyrics
SPOKEN:
You broke my heart
'Cause I couldn't cook
You wouldn't even touch my steak!
And now I'm back to let you know
I can really shake 'n' bake!
Do you love meat? (Chicken, pork or ewe?)
Do you love meat? (It used to moo!)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now let's try canned Spam (Spam)
Salty chow, wow!
(Fork, fork), oooh, fork it up, baby!
(Pork, pork), well, it's got some meat, maybe!
(Slurp, slurp), look how it wiggles in my bowl, now! (Slurp)
With some mashed potatoes (With some mashed potatoes)
Gluelike grits (And some gluelike grits)
My gel-meat's glazy (gel-meat's glazy)
Tummy's like to do flips
(Tummy's like to do flips )
(Gelled meat) Gelled meat! (Gelled meat)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now let's fry canned Spam (Spam)
Floppy chow, oh!
(Burp, burp)
Ah, steak it's not, fake it
(Urp, urp)
Ah, force it, force it down
(Work, work)
Ah, with a little Pepto-Bismol
(Glub, glub, glub, glub,
glub, glub, glub)
(Urk, urk), oh, gettin' sicker, baby
(Hurk, hurk), I'm a-wobbly, crazy!
(Glurk, glurk), feel nauseous and hazy--
Here come mashed potatoes (Here come mashed potatoes)
Spewin' up grits (And some spewed-up grits)
Now regurgitated ('gurgitated)
Vomit's ploppy like this
(Do bulemics like this?)
(Hell-meat) Hell-meat! (Hell meat)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Do you love meat? (Do you love meat?)
Now we've tried canned Spam (Spam)
(Blurp, blurp), oh, vomit, vomit, baby!
(Yurk, yurk), oh, with globs of meat gravy!
(Splurt, splurt), oh, don't dare blame me!
(Blurp, blurp), oh, vomit, vomit, baby!
(Yurk, yurk), oh, with globs of meat gravy!
(Splurt, splurt), oh, don't dare blame me!
Oh, hey, hey, baby
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