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Song Parodies -> "Eat On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"Eat On Me"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Please let this one get through. Please let this one get through. Please let
this one get through.
Some-
Times in our minds
We get ideas
That may seem ki-inky
So
Lately my wife's
Been serving meals
On Mr. Winkie....

Eat on me!
Garlic croutons
Crackers and cheese
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry!

Please
Swallow those fries!
Dip in the sauce
That's in my na-avel!
Gorge!
Go for refills!
All you can eat
Whipped cream on French toast!

We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!

Eat on me!
Bacon and prawns
Yogurt and greens
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry--

We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!

If
There is a roast
You have prepared
That's kind of fa-atty
My
Taters aren't gross
So dig right in
Babe, you can gnaw on me!

Gnaw on me (if you need a meal)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me, uh-huh!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
ęBob Gomez 2004

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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duplicate alert - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but isn't this a duplicate of http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billwithers11.shtml?
duplicate duplicate alert - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
No, it's not a duplicate of that one....however, it is exactly the same as that one.
duplcate duplcate duplicate alert - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
you are both rong the truth is that there are no differences between the two
The person who posted at 10:38:53 AM - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
If it's exactly the same, why not get it removed then?
The person who posted at 10:41:43 AM - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Because they are exactly the same as each other.
who cares what my name is - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
But isn't it redundant to have two of the same parody on the site??
The person who posted at 10:41:43 AM - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
No, it is tautological.
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought you were just having seconds !....anyway i gave you 5s
garblog horgleblak - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
ummm alvin you need to go give bob the 5's on the other one, this one's a dupe and will probably be deleted
Department of Redundancy Department - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is redundand and we have been alerted to this fact twice already. We will be redoubling our efforts to alert appropriate higher headquarters who happen to also be the people we work for too. And remember that all duplicate entry reports must be submitted in duplicate. One copy for citing the duplicate and the other copy for citing the other duplicate. And remember, recycle redundancy, you'll double your efforts.
Summer - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that it's VERY IGNORANT. There is NO reason WHATSOEVER that anyone should take a song about God and make it into some discusting Sexual THING! I disagree with anyone who liked it, it was NOT funny or cool, it was a PATHETIC attempt to be cool. Anyone who agrees with me, Thank you, anyone who disagrees, you are in my prayers.
Hummer in the City - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
From VH1.com:
"[Bill] Withers wrote 'Lean on Me' based on his experiences growing up in a West Virginia coal mining town. Times were hard and when a neighbor needed something beyond their means, the rest of the community would chip in and help."

Even if "Lean on Me" were about God, which it's not, since when is sex "discusting"? Perhaps you'll gain a sense of humor as you mature; meanwhile, thanks for your prayers.

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