Just got an email offering Viagra
(Viagra...)
That little pill that's great for little guys
(Viagra...)
So glad this pop-up got to me
I heard it's a growth industry
And every woman loves a big surprise
(Viagra...)

(Viagra...)
Can't wait to get me some of that Viagra
(Viagra...)
I'm gonna have me one fantastic lay
(Viagra...)
Now all I need's a willing chick
And wait until she sees my shtick
She'll drop down on her knees and start to pray!
(Viagra...)

(Viagra...)
(Viagra...)
I went ahead and ordered some Viagra
(Viagra...)
I popped that pill and waited for two hours
(Viagra...)
My timing must have been mistimed
I found it so hard to unwind
And so I just uncorked one in the shower
(Viagra...)

(Viagra...)
(Viagra...)
Ha! I got my doctor to prescribe Viagra
(Viagra...)
I'm ready for the hottest babe, come what may
(Viagra...)
I'm gonna cruise those singles bars
And if she don't have AIDS or SARS
I'm gonna thank my #ucky stars, Viagra!
Viagra!

I'll be a big, big, big man!
(Viagra...)
I'll reach the highest heights!
(Viagra...)
Every hottie, every hottie's gonna know me, yes!
(Viagra...)
All up and down "Broad"-way!
(Viagra...)
OOOOOhhhhh yeah!
(Viagra...)