-> "Ben Called The Whole Thing Off"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ben Called The Whole Thing Off"
The Lyrics
Ben said, "Hey J-Blow."
And she said, "It's J. LO!"
Ben said, "Your butt's big."
And she said, "My WHAT'S big?"
"J-blow."
"J. LO!"
"Butt's big."
"WHAT'S big?"
Ben called the whole thing off!
Ben said, "You're jiggly."
And she said, "That's Gigli!"
Ben said, "The flick sucked."
And she said, "You sick f#@k!"
"Jiggly."
"Gigli!"
"Flick sucked."
"D!#k suck!"
Ben called the whole thing off!
But then
When he called the whole thing off
J. fell apart,
And Ben
Went back to the penthouse for
His Cuisinart....
No more Jen Affleck
And no more Bennifer,
He'll stay Ben Affleck
And she'll stay Jennifer
Hey, ho, J. Lo, rent yourself a halo
Next on celebrity talk:
Ben's called the whole thing off!
Said Jen: "Asslick called the whole thing off,
Thinks he's so smart."
Said Ben: "Since I dumped J. Ho I can
Pursue my art."
He'll make some movies
And she'll lift her boobies,
She'll cut a CD
And he'll say, "It's sh*tty."
Gigli: no stars! As long as they're not co-stars,
We'll stand and loudly applaud:
Ben called the whole thing off!
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