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Song Parodies -> "Ben Called The Whole Thing Off"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Ben Called The Whole Thing Off"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

This just in.....
Ben said, "Hey J-Blow."
And she said, "It's J. LO!"
Ben said, "Your butt's big."
And she said, "My WHAT'S big?"
"J-blow."
"J. LO!"
"Butt's big."
"WHAT'S big?"
Ben called the whole thing off!

Ben said, "You're jiggly."
And she said, "That's Gigli!"
Ben said, "The flick sucked."
And she said, "You sick f#@k!"
"Jiggly."
"Gigli!"
"Flick sucked."
"D!#k suck!"
Ben called the whole thing off!

But then
When he called the whole thing off
J. fell apart,
And Ben
Went back to the penthouse for
His Cuisinart....

No more Jen Affleck
And no more Bennifer,
He'll stay Ben Affleck
And she'll stay Jennifer
Hey, ho, J. Lo, rent yourself a halo
Next on celebrity talk:
Ben's called the whole thing off!

Said Jen: "Asslick called the whole thing off,
Thinks he's so smart."
Said Ben: "Since I dumped J. Ho I can
Pursue my art."

He'll make some movies
And she'll lift her boobies,
She'll cut a CD
And he'll say, "It's sh*tty."
Gigli: no stars! As long as they're not co-stars,
We'll stand and loudly applaud:
Ben called the whole thing off!
ęBob Gomez 2003 You say "Selena" and I say "Salinas."

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
"He'll make some movies / And she'll lift her boobies" LOL! :-)
Royce Miller - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
super job Bob
Billy Florio - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL..Great job!
Claude Prez - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job B-Go
Wild Man - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I take back my prediction that it would last at least a year. Nice work Bob.
Spaff.com - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Gomez. Lopez. Gomez. Lopez. Let's call the whole thing fives.
Grace Hampton - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It would be better without the nasty words.

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