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Song Parodies -> "Five Chalupas (For Wild Man)"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Five Chalupas (For Wild Man)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

To quote Panchito from "The Three Caballeros,": "Didn't I tol' you?"
Five Chalupas (For Wild Man)

Hey yo what's up Wild Man,
You crazy fan
Have you ever tasted a
REAL chalupa?
Check out these ingredients
For sustenance
And a down-home Mexican
Meal: chalupas!

Just grab some tortillas, cut in half,
Then you top 'em with some
Chicken, salsa, beans,
Shredded cheese
And then after you've
Fried, fried, fried, fri-ee-ied, WOOOO!

F-F-F-Fried chalupas!

If you gotta have you one,
My brotha man,
Don't go in for Taco Bell's
Vile chalupas!!
You can make 'em by yo'self,
Oh yes you can,
They could be some awesomely
WILD chalupas!!

With any kinda meat
That you got
You could grind it with some
Jalapeños and
Make it hot
And then feast on them

W-W-W-WILD chalupas!!

So, my AmiRighter friend,
My writer friend,
Now you've had a taste of some
Fine chalupas!
Bet that when you're hungry you'll
Not be no fool
Eat four, five, six, seven, eight,
Nine chalupas!!!

And after you retire, bald and fat,
In the nursing home
You always will recall
How you had
Teeth and chomped on those
Fried, fried, fried, fri-ee-ied, WOOOO!!!

F-F-F-Fried chalupas!!!

Now if you've enjoyed my song,
And sung along,
Give a little click on those
Five chalupas!
Feed me some encouragement,
And your comments,
Love 'em just as much as my
Wife's chalupas!!!

I always check the site, every night,
And for Wild Man
I'd like to give a shout, help me out,
Brotha toss me those
Five, five, five, fi-ee-ive, WOOOO!!!!!!

F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
©Bob Gomez 2003

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Wild Man - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes Guy, Chalups are one of my favorite fast foods, this all started by reading a Taco bell parody a while back. I guess it's stuck with me. I don't work out nearly often enough to burn off all those calories, so yes , I am a tad ( lol ) over weight. Thanks for the tribute, as I am honored, Man. Fried Chalupa's !
Michael Pacholek - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This is even better than "My P-recious!"
Claude Prez - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude, you never wrote ME a song...oh, wait - that Homer one yesterday will do (Great job there, BTW) And this one too--your enthusiasm is delightful. Very well done.
Meriadoc - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great!

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