Five Chalupas (For Wild Man)

Hey yo what's up Wild Man,
You crazy fan
Have you ever tasted a
REAL chalupa?
Check out these ingredients
For sustenance
And a down-home Mexican
Meal: chalupas!

Just grab some tortillas, cut in half,
Then you top 'em with some
Chicken, salsa, beans,
Shredded cheese
And then after you've
Fried, fried, fried, fri-ee-ied, WOOOO!

F-F-F-Fried chalupas!

If you gotta have you one,
My brotha man,
Don't go in for Taco Bell's
Vile chalupas!!
You can make 'em by yo'self,
Oh yes you can,
They could be some awesomely
WILD chalupas!!

With any kinda meat
That you got
You could grind it with some
Jalapeños and
Make it hot
And then feast on them
WILD, WILD, WILD, WI-ee-ILD, WOOOOO!!

W-W-W-WILD chalupas!!

So, my AmiRighter friend,
My writer friend,
Now you've had a taste of some
Fine chalupas!
Bet that when you're hungry you'll
Not be no fool
Eat four, five, six, seven, eight,
Nine chalupas!!!

And after you retire, bald and fat,
In the nursing home
You always will recall
How you had
Teeth and chomped on those
Fried, fried, fried, fri-ee-ied, WOOOO!!!

F-F-F-Fried chalupas!!!

Now if you've enjoyed my song,
And sung along,
Give a little click on those
Five chalupas!
Feed me some encouragement,
And your comments,
Love 'em just as much as my
Wife's chalupas!!!

I always check the site, every night,
And for Wild Man
I'd like to give a shout, help me out,
Brotha toss me those
Five, five, five, fi-ee-ive, WOOOO!!!!!!

F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!
F-F-F-Five chalupas!!!